No Fucking War

the straits are NOT okay, y'all 😩

We are all Ursula's horny best friend in that movie

A Dutch Pendergrass skeet asking for asylum in time hortons

Happy skeetiversary, @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social

I definitely saw some when I was last at the milikan location

“Court support for a young Indigenous comrade!! (Feather & heart on fire emoji) March 10th @ Juvenile (in)Justice Complex - 1401 NE 68th Ave, Portland, OR Ceremonial drumming @ 11am Court hearing @ 1pm, come early!”

calvin: HEY DAD, I'M DOING A TRAFFIC SAFETY POSTER. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A SLOGAN? calvin’s dad: SURE! "CYCLISTS HAVE A RIGHT TO THE ROAD TOO, YOU NOISY, POLLUTING, INCONSIDERATE MANIACS! I HOPE GAS GOES UP TO EIGHT BUCKS A GALLON!" calvin: THANKS, DAD. I'LL GO ASK MOM. calvin’s dad: WHY ? THAT'S A GREAT SLOGAN!

every day he’s vindicated

It rocked lmao

movie cover for the movie Serial Mom (1994)

nw

I've never wanted something to be more real

r/askgaybros 50m • • • Uncut Fragility No I'm not here to be the Robin DeAngelo of foreskin. But I do have

Also I am on the record as a #1 Leo DiCaprio hater and I immediately assume anything he's in is hot garbage

I generally enjoy dadrock but Styx make me fucking feral. I cannot tolerate them at all

This is so silly I love it

The smoking monologue is ICONIC

Bluesky was sex workers & trans people hanging with the weirdest people ever when we first got here.

What a heinous way to speak to a person who was trafficked

$TippyBerkman on Cashapp

breaking: person with anxiety claims the ai they trained has also developed anxiety

Me too tbh

I'm still so malnourished from my sickness at the start of the week that I scratched at my hand this afternoon and it BRUISED 😭

my theory is that since it's already swollen it's just easier to accidentally bite it again bc I do that too

I need everyone excited about this to take off the rose tinted glasses and remember the parts of this show that super duper did not withstand the test of time, including one of the cast members being a rabid gamergater and the creator being a peice of shit that other men on the cast have defended.

You can't say that about things from your age bracket!!

That is so bonkers to me omgggg

Siouxie and the Banshees lmaooooooo

Doc said he's gonna make him pee out his lung fluid lmao

My grandpa had heart surgery today and they're admitting him because he has fluid in his lungs, but it's hard to worry because the doctor has been making him laugh this whole time lol

Trad goths are traditional goths (think Siouxie makeup) and clown lung is what they call pulmonary talcosis, which is what happens when you inhale too much talcum powder - an issue that happens to trad goths too if they're doing lots of thick white makeup!

Lord of the Rings is a mom movie