brianloveswords

a drawing of a monk wearing dark glasses and rolling dice at a table

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

when the edible hits and you try to play it cool

happy birthday to women

@ngrok, is this true?

spire won't slay itself

solar energy would be so sick too bad the sun is woke

*threateningly* it's-a-me, Mario

i think there should be more snails

stciking my entire arm into the orange pyramid to grab the center orange

i think we as a society shouldn't have turned everything into gambling

it was the "yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn" of times, it was the "kinda sad tbh" of times

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Github about to lose their SINGLE 9 of uptime 💀

as george orwell famously said, "let the bodies hit the floor"

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a series of folders, with eyes and nose and mouth glyphs on them, loosely resembling a face. loosely

a lot of you are hesitating to update to macOS 26, which is too bad, because i'm over here making my new best friend: foldy

desperately looking for an employer with piss pot perk so I can stop pissing myself at my desk

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

“As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

"what a horrible night to have a curse" from castlevania 2, in the Pokémon Pokopia font and styling

Everyone talks about things spiraling OUT of control but has anyone ever tried spiraling INTO control

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

what if i like muddy blocks have you considered that?????

If I had a nickel for every weekend in 2026 that began with waking up to a new US war dropping I'd have two nickels

It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history

hell yeah, philosophy and creative writing for me too and was just telling a friend the same. bonus, i spent several years working on specifically specs and test suites

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

man remember when republicans used to pretend to be about small government

A heavy metal wheel crank laid against a wrought iron fence among various other free items

*sigh* great. There’s obviously some sort of device nearby I’m gonna need to use this on to compete a puzzle so I gotta lug it to the leftist coffee shop and bookstore with me

hell yeah