sarah ♥️

who decided that boats are girls

if i have to open the duo app on my phone one more time... i am going to end it all

would you rather code in c++ for a living or set up multifactor authentication for every account you have. killing yourself is not an option

Is this a thing people would like?

venmo is one of the worst apps i've ever used

everyone in power is engaging with an imaginary version of society and refusing to admit it they just go along with the approved facade and never look back

it's like societal gaslighting

GOOD JOB ELON!!! YOU DID IT!! TRUTH SEEKING AI

ok time to reset the timeline

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just wanna put out thoughts and prayers for charlie kirks family. ok great now i can feel like i did something and made a difference, move on with my day, and never think about this again. until a new shooting happens. yay ✨

Charlie Kirk on mass shooting victims: 'We cannot allow them to emotionally hijack the narrative'

GUYS people are being mass deported and genocides are actively happening why do we fucking care about sabrina carpenters album cover i am at my fucking limit

FOUND IT

i think i like being a girl out of spite

if anyone has it or has seen it, can someone send me the meme where it’s like a shape or character and it says something like how can he be so kiki yet so boubou

going through a phase where i reject all cookies. miss me with that shit

LMAO my goy husband just asked me what i want for passover

crazy how you just have to keep on living until you die

peach facts:

1. they come from a can
2. they were put there by a man in a factory downtown

We Used CRISPR To Create A Real Life Mr Bean. You Won’t Believe How Fast He Died Of Sepsis.

"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." well tell that to everyone else

the thing about me is i’ll leave the house with my phone at 13%

send elon to mars now i want him as far away as possible

ahah you’ll never guess what happened to me haha zark 🤪 fuckerberg 💕 cancelled DEI ✌️ so now 💖 my research on women’s brain 🧠 health 🤰 might get defunded 😂 bc “woman” research is too woke 🙄 guess it’ll be really fun for ppl to die 💀 under this administration 🍊 😈 good job ty dad for voting for this 🫶

finally glad my parents never let me read harry potter growing up. god works in mysterious ways 😌🤷‍♀️🙏 #blessed

i think reading was a mistake and we should all become illiterate

it shouldn’t be “undisclosed” it’s a double negative it should be just closed

“39 of your passwords are compromised” i don’t care

good one 😘