Loren (human)

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

Another tough day for team “there’s no point in complaining about AI, just accept it.”

volume up for kitty snores

Falafel? more like falawsome

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

tariffs happening for no reason and theyre making your life worse, secret police kidnapping people for no reason and making your life worse, firing thousands of government employees for no reason and making your life worse, going to war with iran for no reason and making your life worse

French fry loosies

my level of annoyance at the easy pitches James is getting is wildly outscored by the delight at him hitting the shots he’s supposed to. they give you batting practice balls, you better hit dingers.

“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say

any day when I read the news

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

Oversized shoes? You mean the hallmark of the clown? The jester? Big floppy shoes for me to prance and jape about in like some joker? Well okay yes sir I like them very much.

probably the best humiliation ritual I've seen

The idea that America isn’t for everyone who wants to be an American is something that makes my blood boil. Posting a photo of yourself as a Congressman smiling next to these words is wicked. It’s antithetical to the concept of America.

He’s not playing chess literally. He’s not playing chess figuratively. He’s not playing chess on any level of abstraction whatsoever. I doubt he can play chess.

i only mention this because of a few replies i see written as if the problem is the trump admin being too lazy or incompetent to bother coming up with a good plan: there is no possible good plan. "don't provoke iran into closing the strait" is the plan, if you're past that you're fucked

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

It's probably smart to heckle the country that funded and helped execute the deadliest terrorist attack on US soil in history

world peace

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

Fritos contain three ingredients: corn, corn oil, salt. People regularly disbelieve this because they think something unhealthy must have scary chemicals.

What I find interesting is Trump is claiming 'victory' even though there were no clear objectives or reasons to go into Iran in the first place.

His victory was blowing up a school and raining flaming oil on the streets of Tehran. And there's a good chance those were the actual objectives

This is probably happening at wherever you work in one form or another, too. This is just kind of how budgets work in large organizations. You have to spend the money so you can justify getting the money again next year. Even if you didn't need all of it this year, you might next year!

Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.

Mamdani Chooses His Words Carefully After Alleged Terror Attack

One day the NYT's editors will read these stories again and be ashamed of themselves. Mamdani called the attack "heinous," "criminal," "reprehensible," "terrorism," and "the antithesis of who we are." The insinuation that he's conflicted about this is disgraceful. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/09/n...

the last few times iran has accepted a ceasefire, the US and israel have taken the opportunity to restock their weapons and then surprise attack iran again. "there's zero point in engaging in diplomacy with us any more" is what that strategy teaches

Tech guys who only read self help books struggling to understand Shii'ism and glorious martyrdom

i just read a news story about a chiropractor who murdered somebody and as the judge is sentencing him she reminds him "you took an oath to do no harm!" no he did not he is not a doctor!

movie is such a great name for them. yeah they do