Colour me impressed.

Also; lunch at 3pm. Wtf that’s practically dinner ffs.

Creamy shits.

Gurl, Put a few more civic spaces and plazas in there and...

Pretty. #DevourFeculence

Ooooooooo. Chav Santa innit.

My year on FlightSimulator.

I see you saying words but said words don’t say.

Today's intrusive thoughts: Wanting to say "moist" over the PA system to describe the slippery ground conditions when advising people to be careful.

Me at work. Then someone comes in and minutely adjusts the monitors.

The infrastructure itself is impressive, It's nice to see Platform screen doors and extra long platforms for future provision, but the architecture itself left me a little underwhelmed... but I have to admit, Sydney Metro did leave me with a very high expectation.

I used a Fast(er) Charger today (75kw). Didn't realise how chonky the DC CCS2 plugs are. Into Woolies to buy the biggest beefsteak* and some other bits and pieces. Came back and it had gone up like 35% in 20min, before tapering off as it approached 80%. Not cheap but still cool.(*wasn't the biggest)

That's my lime.

She is my spirit animal.

I let the other half drive her around the suburb yesterday. I think he picked up one pedal faster than me but then I was stop here, I wanna get out and take a photo.

Same. Just so happened one day it worked out in my favor somehow.

Also, leaning in to the Spoon term, I can’t recall what I did, something very rivet counter-like, I said I was the biggest spoon jokingly and my mate responded “no you’re the whole damn cutlery drawer”

a man is making a funny face while sitting in a chair in a diner . ALT: a man is making a funny face while sitting in a chair in a diner .

I’d expect it to come up semi regularly in this industry though. But even I’ve adapted to referring to the hobbyists as Spoons too.

It’s weird. I don’t think I’ve heard anyone else say the word gunzel out loud in 10 years. I was in Melbourne for a few days and heard one of the Metro staff at Town hall exclaim “Oh you’re a gunzel! … so am I” and it felt weird hearing it. Up here they’re called Spoons.

I still reference this far too often.

The joke from Sunday… I realised halfway through the day I’d dressed the same colour as the toilets at the underground stations.

I love them but I’m certain some crackhead is gonna steel my valve caps.

Oh nice. I seem to recall someone from Perth obsessing over Polestar back when I have my VW. I was slow to adopt. The tax incentivise wot did it. And when the showroom wiped $15k off the price for novating.

Babybel? Sounds sissy. Need to change it to Monsterbel Zero

I kinda expected it being on the first train out of Pakenham. Maybe not quite that busy. Man. What a vibe through.

That’s certainly emptier than my ride.

I didn’t realise your ‘2 was a pre facelift.

Here’s the river counter in me. Those signs are interesting. If not seen anything like it. Like glass siliconed into a holder. They would have looked nice with backlighting too.