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Ayla - she/her ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธโš™๏ธ๐ŸŒ Deaf AuDHD PNW ACAB FUCK ICE ๐Ÿ”ž **minors, please do not interact/follow. this account posts inappropriate shit, you've been warned

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came here to say something along these lines ๐Ÿ˜†

12.03.2026 03:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i don't know if i can do this

12.03.2026 03:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถ i'm just a sweeet... ๐ŸŽถ

11.03.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

also: What works for me, but not thee, because my wealthy donors would be harmed

11.03.2026 18:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

putting Cerebro into "ultimate goon mode" and billing everyone

11.03.2026 17:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

him and Brian.

11.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus was a wine bootlegger, hiding his production and distribution sources under the guise of "miracles! water to wine!"

(carpentry pays the bills, but everyone needs a side gig am i right...) ๐Ÿ˜†

11.03.2026 16:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(i missed the other comments attesting to this, ignore me and read theirs. much more informed. ๐Ÿ’–)

11.03.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like Flavous Josephus mentioned him, helping establish the historicity of the man, in his Testimonium Flavianum.

Ironically enough, some people discount this because he was NOT a Christian. ๐Ÿ˜†

Ehrman also suggests that there was a core seed, but later scribes embellished divinity, I think.

11.03.2026 16:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wrong is wrong is wrong. abolish it ALL. end the carceral state. this serves as nothing but brutality porn. ๐Ÿคฌ

11.03.2026 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

like uhhhh Jesus told the lepers to bathe in the river and blind people to use mud cures instead of physicians, just like RFK Jr and MAHA... ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’€

11.03.2026 14:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oof i feel this lol once i visited a cutie's place and when it was time to go.. WHERE ARE MY KEYS OHNO ... in the ignition, locked in the car, car running. for six hours lol ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

at least i had enough gas left to get home ๐Ÿ˜‚ glad yours was only a short period of time!!

11.03.2026 05:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol. lmao, even.

"please open up your wallets for Palantir and CoreCivic."

jesus fucking christ. and the sad part is they'll raise it, too. praise white jesus. apocalypse now. immanentize the eschaton.

11.03.2026 04:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

frustrated with my brain.
and my body.
and especially my nervous system.
could do without the trauma, too.

i need people who make me laugh, who i make laugh, people with whom i can forget myself and the world and just laugh together.

there's still some joy left, right?
...
right?

11.03.2026 03:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

such an apt analogy. can they still get there? yes. will it be exponentially difficult and ableist as fuck? also, yes.

without my ADHD meds, my brain would be
"Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold"

10.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

such an apt analogy. can they still get there? yes. will it be exponentially difficult and ableist as fuck? also, yes.

without my ADHD meds, my brain would be
"Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold"

10.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what a piece of shit. scrape, friends, scrape from the bottom of your shoe.

10.03.2026 17:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

any other AuDHD folks get derailed by the simplest, stupidest fucking things?

i'm fuming at work because someone took my coat hook from my cubicle.

10.03.2026 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gail is a real one.
โœจ๐Ÿ’–โœจ๐Ÿ’–โœจ

10.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lawyer randos are just walking into federal court and racking up Ws against the federal government lol gj everyone

09.03.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 717 ๐Ÿ” 168 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

reminded of my most dad coded political opinion which is that we need a universal Naps and Lil Snacks For All program

09.03.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1395 ๐Ÿ” 195 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

everything in the world is incredibly fucked and there are daily heartbreaking preventable tragedies because the world is run by demented ghoulish pedophiles which induces a feeling of powerlessness, but on the bright side, the absurdity is *really* funny. A+ tier bit right here.

09.03.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 565 ๐Ÿ” 76 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think my nervous system is completely dysregulated, just absolutely shot.

panic/anxiety attack this morning so bad i had to go focus on a puzzle and breathe. at work.

still feeling frazzled from that, too.

09.03.2026 23:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in addition to the costs of transportation, there's also the bodily cost of.. fatigue, exposure to disease, and disability.

my 40m car commute becomes an hour and a half on buses, and I am not entirely able-bodied. :/

looked it all up yesterday. all options are bleak.

09.03.2026 00:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, yay. Grok runs on Oracle infrastructure. Seems Grok has the keys to the kingdom. Jesus fucking christ.

Here's how to know for yourself, and how to limit your exposure to Elon's CSAM-generating privacy-destroying federal record-collecting AI. (๐Ÿงต)

08.03.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Liberals, I swear to God even if we have to drag you kicking and screaming into it, we are going to build a better world.

A world where you have a house, good food, clean water, and healthcare. Where you will have a family that spans the globe, no borders, with a compass pointed towards the stars.

14.02.2026 00:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ugh. having to go to the store to get food for breakfast. tired. then have to clean up the house a bit.

07.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have also seen it signed with handshape "X" which is what i think you mean by the sign for "change" - also one-handed, and on the chest. so you aren't wrong.

i love that you love this. ๐Ÿ’–

ps. "TRANSITION" is a bent-2, slid sideways. if you've seen that, it's more of a verb.

07.03.2026 04:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
LGBTQ Signs in American Sign Language - Part 2 #shorts
LGBTQ Signs in American Sign Language - Part 2 #shorts YouTube video by Sign Language 101

you're really close. there are regional variations, so signs vary depend. on what part of the country you're in. that, or signs are indeed old. your best bet is to ask a deafie (hi!) ๐Ÿ˜„

this is actually the version i see the most, and the most widespread (jump to 0:36):
youtube.com/shorts/Pq38Q...

07.03.2026 04:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0