Bryn

but Clare, if we chose not to pitch to Ohtani the Jays probably win the World Series

Once again thinking about the time a Canadian Cabinet minister had to apologise and repay the government after buying a single glass of orange juice that was deemed too expensive.

This is a Steely Dan song

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90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

It seems apt that the joy of the 2025 Jays would have its legs taken out abruptly by a series of increasingly insane events

The 2025 Blue Jays were the last good thing in the world

This might be one of the greatest shots that I have ever seen.

I hate the "you didnt love going to blockbuster, it's the small video stores that you loved!"
look, i know what you are going for but was 10 years old dude, i fuckin loved going to blockbuster specifically

This is super helpful!

Bringing four other people so the cost adds up. Also I’m gonna guess my kids don’t want to sit in the outfield. But maybe those seats are ok?

People who have been to Jays games recently: Is it worth the extra $100/ticket for 100s instead of 200s?

Twitter conversation between sj and Amarion: sj: Its true, the 1/3rd pounder burger failed in the US because ppl thought quarter pounders were bigger Amarion: Yeah cause they are???? sj: 1/3>1/4 .33> .25 Amarion: what are those signs

Wanna see the greatest tweet of all time

Grandpa Simpson giving a boring lecture to Bart and his friends

"See, that's where everyone gets confused. ICP is a posse composed of insane clowns. If it was a posse chasing after insane clowns, that'd be a whole different thing."

Buddy is unreal. May turn out to be the greatest ever.

Rooting for the Avs this year I think

It has always been funny 😂 A curse like this happens when you get a guy who sustains himself by drinking piss

this is way better than listening to Biznasty make stupid jokes while we wait for the return on someone like Troy Stetcher

sickos watching trade deadline coverage when there is jays baseball on

birky choosing violence today

I love the Perry curse

Corey Perry and Luke Schenn will continue to be traded on deadline day until the sun explodes

Fireball

Broward is Blue!!?? Has it always been?

Likely yes

I didn’t like a lot about living in Miami but the weather there is so much better than anywhere else in Florida

Hmmmm. I suppose that may be true. I can’t stand Orlando tho.

Oh Jesus

I mean the bar is on the floor, but I can’t think of a better big city in Florida than Miami. The rest are terrible!

But like I’ve watched a lot of Leafs in the Matthews era and I have lost interest this season.