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Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

Pssst, #dnd club.
If you're looking for the original Roll Initiative or wonder if there's someone who actually made it, you found me!

forever and always my fave ♥️

diagnosing ADHD is super easy guys i just need to know if you’re one of the 72.339 people who saved the Coconut Mall 10 hours playlist for studying

a knife of LOVE??? brennan u got me crying in the club #cr4

the children yearn for browser games

the personal vindication i feel about not getting radiohead tickets but then they’ve cancelled concerts anyways,,, hmm yes

i am Creature

the creature was given A Loaf Of Bread and was like maybe… the world and I are okay in this moment

soo…. #occtis huh?

Kattigan/Murray?

ok i’m officially done with the “it’s a blast/its been a blast/what a blast”

i did not get it 🥲 and neither did the other women i know who applied for tickets? 🤨🤨

pwease im just a little guy what’s a little guy to do to get ticket for radiohead pwease send me the confirmation text

getting the 2 for 1 cocktail deal on a thursday

there’s having a successful launch and then there’s crashing Steam bc so many people are trying to buy Silksong 💀

the only thing i’m gobbling is the german bread thank u megan

by the way getting a pretzel and coffee this morning while the uncensored WAP was blasting in the speakers was an experience™️

i got like dizzy seeing this on discord. what is this. where am i. what year is this

to the shadowheart cosplayer i missed - you were stunning and i got trapped in a queue of doom purchasing a stupid expensive hades vinyl

how will i ever replace the whimsy. the statement

lost my “alphonse as a chef with a leek” keychain yesterday 😔 i had him for 6 whole years 🕊️

heading to GamesCom! any advice?? serious and silly both welcome

i think about building relationships like every other week you’re good at making brain worms stick

this is like seeing those photos of the loch ness monster or bigfoot to me

The Ghost of Christmas Present, from ‘A Muppet Christmas Carol’

Toxic Masculinity is OUT!
Ghost of Christmas Present Masculinity is IN!

- Loud laughs
- Roasted meats and spiced drinks
- Hospitality to strangers
- Living in the moment
- Singing in public
- Body positivity
- Emotional generosity
- Sick robes

no but it’s genuinely such a joy to read 🥹 i feel so seen AND i’m learning at the same time haha

love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you

man my posts so far makes me look like a giant nerd

finally learning what my job is about thanks to @victoriatran.bsky.social