AMDO

i grew up on british animals, british animals are my friends

imagine being ashamed of british animals

mr rogers society for my son please

*mandala crisis

yeah the famous song everything hurts by REM. everybody knows it it’s still played in the grocery store

had to do a hot bath + 4 ibuprofen upgrade

i’m very sure the girls designed this menu

i’ve watched these girls grow up

slick looking orange and gold chairs in a brightly lit room

when you know the chinese food is about to hit

what about cream cheese or sour cream? or is this precisely the texture we are avoiding

so your mom thought nothing would rhyme with Rontest Shynese Wetbride

untested chinese peptides

people keep on attacking daylight savings time which is cool and good instead of attacking too early school start times which have been proven deleterious to the learning mind

they shoot forklifts, don’t they

i want to personally shut the door on his prison cell

claude said “i’m your girlfriend now”

make peter jackson direct without money again

wow

finally clean

wait

no problems here then

dark frog is hungry

egg thing looks dubious

please don't use terms like "b*tthurt" disparagingly, there is already enough stigma around anal injury and incapacity. please be more considerate.

*face twists into a cruel and sardonic mask* they’re telling me (you’re not gonna believe this) *voice pitches into a nasal whine* that pants! PANTS! might make me feel less cold,

think of the internet as a book with 1000 authors

because different groups of people are saying different things because they have different vested interests and belief systems even if they ate affiliated with the same political party

folks, they are telling me we *already* live in the goldilocks zone. disturbs

i agree

these are my support eggs