My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
I am a fictional digital quasi-representation of the physical modalities and intelligence known currently as a super organism; a weird human being shaped creature.
Not safe for anyone but 18+ furries are OK I GUESS
I've died ๐ & come back and seent ๐ธ๐ฝ ๐คท
HuffPost. Reporter covering politics, courts, history and the crisis of democracy.
Tips: Email: paulblumenthal@huffpost.com. Signal: PaulBlumenthal.37
Read me: huffpost.com/paul-blumenthaโฆ
Abolish ICE
husband, cat dad, Twins fan
trans rights are human rights | he/him
Archivist/Librarian, erstwhile Arabist, cinephile, certified Voight-Kampff test administrator, Antipope of Antifa.
https://boxd.it/5QN63
Doha/NYC
Polls, Data, Shitposts, Opinions, Personal Account // Email or DM About Promotions // Support Me: http://ko-fi.com/polling ๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
Scientific Director, National Institute of Phrenology
Union girl and classic Marxist
๐ Journalism professor, University of Maryland
๐ PhD in media studies from Rutgers
๐ B.A. in poli sci, master's in policy
๐ช๏ธ I study weather media
๐ช๏ธ Former NWS intern
๐๏ธ Also study media history & trust in news
๐๏ธ Formerly at Brookings
Founder and creative director of Bellingcat and director of Bellingcat Productions BV. Author of We Are Bellingcat.
#1 world champion goblin expert
rhode island's #1 son
pompadour guy
he/him
hobbyist science-fantasy novelist
college student/attempted English major
thunder thigh enthusiast
pfp is a @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social doodle that looks cool
Adventures in Schizophrenia
fairly heavyset MAN; never convicted.
almost perfect IQ ๐๐๐ฌ
i am the conspiracy, bitch
We're BACK! Bluesky's premier Tabloid and news source for crashouts, shitposters, and completely unfounded gossip!
Helping wildlife get a second chance in Minnesota via licensed rehabilitation, education & art. Vulture conservation focus + emus, owls, falconry, beekeeping, birds, birds and more birds (& the occasional yak)
Foxloft.com - Vultureconservancy.org
Four time Emmy Award Winning television personality,chief meteorologist author & USAF LTC Retired. Bill is the most experienced meteorologist in the Lowcountry.
ABC News 4, the leader in news, sports and information for Charleston, SC and the Lowcountry.
Working 4 You | https://abcnews4.com/
Subscribe to our YouTube channel | https://youtube.com/@abcnews4?si=zVauOQjxLEnkm0J_
Media reporter at The New York Times. Signal: benmullin.13
Usually thinking about books, movies, old music, and big asses
resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
โBut in this at least thou shalt not defy my will: to rule my own end.โ ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
Crypto & Frauds | Co-host: @cryptocriticscorner.com | Research: @protos.com | https://youtube.com/@bennettftomlin | Newsletter: @thefudletter.com | bennettftomlin.com
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SKA-FRIENDLY ZONE
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https://shrecknet.substack.com
I have an actual college degree in movies.
he/him, Durhamite, Goon, Hostile to AI (I will never address a clanker)
Opened at gunpoint in a Lady Footlocker. Trombonist, composer, bandleader (The Great Long Meadow Fire, True East, Store Hours). Blueskyโs resident Fun Tsar. Brooklyn, NY. he/him.
https://linktr.ee/Danlehner
Having fun, twiddling around,
Marx, Engels, Lenin, Stalin, Mao glazer
Queer wildlife biologist and Marxist-Leninist
Senior legal affairs reporter at POLITICO with a focus on democracy, the balance of power and the clash between the Trump administration and courts.
Caenhill countryside centre, a charity supporting young people & rescuing animals in the south west of England. My name is Chris (Quish) I work with artist Caroline, singer Kirsty Clinch, Lorna, Kate & daughter Kara https://www.caenhillcc.org.uk/support/
Troublemaker. Vagrant. Author of From the Ashes, Work Won't Love You Back and Necessary Trouble.
Hedonist Agitator, Male Witch, Franky Family, Q4Q, Incredibly Earnest.
I'm Thinc'n Crimeโข
Everywhere: trickyc66
CN: Generalized Perversion
"but that's our hill, and those are our beans"
alt account is @artbyjeremydoan.link, used for photography
writer, German prof, cultural historian of material things that metaphors hide ๐The Icon Curtain; Linguistic Disobedience โข 2026: On a Wire above the Abyss: Walking the Tightrope before & after Nazism โข next: bio of Curious George โข โค๏ธ in E. Europe โข ๐ฐ,๐,๐ชก
pragmatic optimist and well-known email author
views are mine alone
cohen489.substack.com
americandemands.com
BOOK RECS THAT PAY ME + LOCAL STORES: https://bookshop.org/shop/cohen489
Sock puppet webcomic! The original socks
+18 only please
NO NFTS. I do not do NFTs
CEO of socks agency
Business: flork@florkofcows.com
gamersupps "socks"
www.florkofcows.com
If youโre a staff journalist here to rewrite my posts, you can at least credit me as a fellow journalist. Ty!
https://authory.com/AmandaMoore
https://www.turtlediaries.net/
Appellate public defender, diasporist Jew, New York Mets endurer. There is power in a union. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Is this the cloud? It looks empty
Attorney, creator, and idealist. So much to learn, so little time.
Tempt me with a good time: digital civil rights, futurism with a positive twist, mutual aid, anything history or science-related, deeply-invested brainiacs, drawing, & yapping
Your face is good. I am a Soos.
I write for BadFaithTimes.com. Football knower, writer, analyzer, podcaster. Enjoyer of chickpeas and Bowie. Millennials are the Greatest Generation.
Midnight Society founder. Genderfluid transvestite goblin ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐บ He/She/They. 3x Hugo, 1x Stoker Nominee. Reppd by @jjbker & @literaryfey http://www.bitterkarella.com | Out now: Split Scream 5, Moonflow. Soon: Quaint Folk
#blacklivesmatter / #actuallyautistic / #freepalestine / official state snack of Illinois / person of banger posts experience / he - him
not my mugs (unless stated otherwise) โ๐ฆ
Climate change, global health security, science diplomacy, and good futures โข Yale and elsewhere โข carlsonlab.bio โข viralemergence.org โข he/they
Freelance criminal justice reporter in Baltimore. Yes, I can find that court record for you. Hire me: madeleineoneill.com
DM for SSN
i raise dairy goats. ๐ i have a tbi. ๐ซจ๐ง ๐ซจ
irascible old creep
"Aggressively vulgar and stupid" -Newsweek
He/Him/Coach
"Kirkland brand Greg Kinnear at the very least." Loves soccer, crosswords, and refereeing youth soccer matches.
.doopers on Discord
Union lawyer. I used to write about baseball but now I don't even care if they cancel it. Once hit three aces in a 3.0 singles match and will accordingly die happy.
DC Mayoral Candidate. DC Native. PJs Mom. Ward 4 Councilmember. Proud DCPS & HUSL Alum. People First ๐๐๐
Dad, husband, host @Marketplace. IPAs. Soccer referee, trail runner, mountain biker. Veteran. kryssdal@marketplace.org
Franklinโs Tower aka Franky, girl cat, 10 MONTHS OLD, 7.6lbs
literally just a kitten,, i think?
Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short.
A publication that covers the nuts and bolts of political change: Boltsmag.org
alex gradet // he/him
writer/producer/director/editor for hire
gradet.com
judo flip chop chop chop
some New Jersey guy on the internet you're probably tired of. consumer protection lawyer. sues fraudsters for fun. left-wing politics. Rahway.
Kathleen's foodpostin'
@burritomadness.bsky.social main
Sam Thielman | Graphic novels at NYT Book Review, seen NYer, Flaming Hydra, foreverwars.ghost.io | he/him | DC COMICS: THE STORY OF A UNIVERSE w/Sean Howe forthcoming | should be writing
sf bay via dayton, ohio
mom x2, plus benny the dog
๐ amybrown.xyz
โจ 32 โจ they/them โจ
bunny, jeweler, sewist, celestial being
kannabisjac on discord
fatpeaches on FL
domestic violence lawyer, bisexual, amateur photographer, mississippian. he/him.
Staff Writer, Slate. It's all gonna work out this time.
bikes, photography, and architecture
Thanks for the memories
banner contributions @dsoart.com and @scomputer.fun
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(https://ko-fi.com/socksart)
๐ Furry artist / Hogmancer / doodler
torment nexus dismantler
please dont believe everything you
read about me in the new york times
โจgive em the ole razzle dazzleโจ
currently 29/immortal
satanโs niece
mdni/21+
Physical manifestation of swamp gas
I like words, language, nature, weird things, colorful things, cozy things,
she/her โข xennial
๐ชค
40/M
pure of heart, dumb of ass
NoVA / outside DC
โI don't know why I liked this, but I guess there is no turning back.โ @geologist
โYour posts always make my day worse, in a vaguely pleasant wayโ @bullgooseparty
โill fight you ill kill godโ -@elleg96
โNothing you do is okayโ -@daveanthony
please donโt speak unkind words to me
giulia
papupi
30s
he/him
$/yooberz
Metal dude in a metal mood
I code, I lift, I make small shrubs in small pots
