aura farming
14.03.2026 16:19
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aura farming
practicing mindfulness as i use the bidet, focusing only on my hole receiving the concentrated laser stream of water
armpit
therapy today thank god
it’s all about the jpm (jokes per minute)
i am very estranged from my family because of transphobia (among other reasons). one of my cousins called me last night to check on me. it was nice but it’s bringing up a lot of feelings. it is so incredibly difficult and heavy sometimes
clock OUT of work and clock IN to balatro
i’m busy tn i gotta transvestigate the pope
We love you too
to be loved is so swag
sitting on the toilet and running the bidet for 30 minutes
every time my kitten is not in my room i assume she is committing war crimes
stop saying you’re from Roku City when you grew up in the suburbs
you’re laughing at me. a piano fell from a skyscraper on my head and a huge bump rose up and my teeth got replaced by piano keys and you’re fucking laughing at me.
you’re either the farter or the one getting farted on, and if you’re not sure which you are then i have news for you
sexting and playing balatro
rip ee cummings you would’ve loved disabling autocapitalization on your iphone
i thrifted today and got a lot of new clothes and i am feeling so good about it :)
the slow blinks would go crazyyyy
spending a gazillion dollars at the pet store to make my fuckass cat more normal
From Nina Simone to Diana Ross: A collection of writer James Baldwin’s favorite records
faroutmagazine.co.uk/writer-james...
fart girl aesthetic
my cat is kinda a puppygirl
what if DJ Khaled was a therapist
you’re laughing at me. i was hoisted by my own petard and you’re fucking laughing at me
Swagless in Seattle
fuck you it’s literally soooo good
sporat: mah celium!
throat goat? no i said scrote goat
*first guy to jack off to completion* uhhh, guys?? you might want to see this