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Here we go again!

12.03.2026 08:58 πŸ‘ 374 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of FFXIV dialogue.
???: Hard to look away, isn't it?
Meryall Botanist: But they're more than pretty flowers. "Heartblooms" are attuned to ambient emotion.

A screenshot of FFXIV dialogue. ???: Hard to look away, isn't it? Meryall Botanist: But they're more than pretty flowers. "Heartblooms" are attuned to ambient emotion.

A screenshot of FFXIV dialogue.
Krile: I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that term.
Nidhana: Akasa? It is one of the unseen energies defined by Hannish alchemical theory.

A screenshot of FFXIV dialogue. Krile: I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that term. Nidhana: Akasa? It is one of the unseen energies defined by Hannish alchemical theory.

A screenshot of FFXIV dialogue.
Nidhana: But even for us, akasa is a somewhat abstract field of study. A lack of practical application lends itself poorly to formalized research.
Nidhana: Which is why my analysis of your flower can amount to little more than idle speculation. I am sorry...

A screenshot of FFXIV dialogue. Nidhana: But even for us, akasa is a somewhat abstract field of study. A lack of practical application lends itself poorly to formalized research. Nidhana: Which is why my analysis of your flower can amount to little more than idle speculation. I am sorry...

Harped on this before, but terms introduced in Endwalkerβ€”Etheirys, dynamis, Elpis flowersβ€”all have common names, and these names are most likely restricted to Sharlayan scholarly papers.

The star is known as Hydaelyn (if not simply "the star"), dynamis as akasa, and Elpis flowers are heartblooms.

12.03.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 202 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I think people are overrating the odds the ayatollah is a purely rational utility maximizer and underrating the odds the guy is rather upset about his father, wife, and daughter being incinerated and wants his pound of flesh.

12.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 1270 πŸ” 185 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 14

oh my god, that's great news!

12.03.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
BECOME MUTUALS
With:
β€’ Lesbians
β€’ People on 5 different stimulants
β€’ People obsessed with a
band/artist
β€’ people w personality disorders
β€’ junkies
β€’ Canadians
β€’ fujoshis
Your contacts are the real "money".
Network your way to success.

BECOME MUTUALS With: β€’ Lesbians β€’ People on 5 different stimulants β€’ People obsessed with a band/artist β€’ people w personality disorders β€’ junkies β€’ Canadians β€’ fujoshis Your contacts are the real "money". Network your way to success.

10.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 921 πŸ” 435 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 34

I think a lot about a post by someone who ran a hobby shop of some form (forget if it was a comic shop or Warhammer store or what) that basically said putting up a little rainbow flag sticker on the door was the best business decision they made because they served as That Guy repellants.

11.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 1851 πŸ” 327 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 7

Trump’s power and by extension his entire movement are built around the idea that by asserting something you manifest it in reality. Even if it’s not true many people will behave as if is so you can get away with it.

It is alarmingly effective in law, domestic politics. It cannot unblock a strait.

11.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1247 πŸ” 213 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 33
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Rediscovered this graph I made and I stand by it.

09.03.2026 22:47 πŸ‘ 901 πŸ” 485 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 27

this is also my ongoing frustration. you can not run for office on "democracy is under threat" and then lose and go "oh well, nice game everyone"

they put us in a constant state of hypervigilance & terror begging for our last $5 to save the country and then they do the joint softball game.

10.03.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 1712 πŸ” 411 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 8

jacket off, sleeves rolled up....plz.....

10.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I think she would look cute in any hairstyle #hazbinhotel #charliemorningstar

10.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 671 πŸ” 177 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

Its hating on Alastor hours. I'm president of hating Alastor.

10.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

worth remembering, David Lynch directed β€œfix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic β€œno mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

10.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 11539 πŸ” 4730 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

god i need a remote job. ANY JOB. i will write emails i will edit manuscripts i will proofread anything that holds still long enough. you need data entry? you need spreadsheets? i'm your girl

but nobody is HIRING. do i need to print my resume on a sandwich board & dance naked on the corner??

10.03.2026 08:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How am I this many years old before I found out that MALE ALLIGATORS ARE ALWAYS ERECT

DO THE SCALIES KNOW

WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

10.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 278 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 9
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My friend's fav #hazbinhotel characters are Emily and Sir Pentious, so I'm drawing them (+ his OC, Vale)

10.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, the sooner you can unlearn jealousy and envy as reactions to others’ success, the better off you’ll be.

There are better ways to motivate yourself to succeed than hoping that your peers don’t.

20.03.2024 23:40 πŸ‘ 2873 πŸ” 1058 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 21
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I’m still wondering what their new deal is all about. It has to be more than simply β€œfix my staff, and I’ll help destroy the gun”.
I just feel like there’s more to it πŸ€”

#HazbinHotel #hazbinhotelseason2 #HazbinHotelFanart #Alastor #Rosie #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelRosie

26.11.2025 23:19 πŸ‘ 457 πŸ” 156 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
β€œUh-oh.”

β€œUh-oh.”

β€œUh-oh.”

10.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 352 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 9

THE AUDIENCE: We really love this one guy.

THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY: Too bad, here's this other guy. And we're putting him in everything until you like him.

10.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

god i need a remote job. ANY JOB. i will write emails i will edit manuscripts i will proofread anything that holds still long enough. you need data entry? you need spreadsheets? i'm your girl

but nobody is HIRING. do i need to print my resume on a sandwich board & dance naked on the corner??

10.03.2026 08:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh hey it's oomfs

09.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 8
A digital sketch of Wuk Lamat flexing her biceps and smiling, with Alisaie and Alphinaud hanging from her arms. Alisaie looks delighted while Alphinaud looks surprised

A digital sketch of Wuk Lamat flexing her biceps and smiling, with Alisaie and Alphinaud hanging from her arms. Alisaie looks delighted while Alphinaud looks surprised

They may not have showed it on screen, but I know in my heart that this happened at least once

10.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 1295 πŸ” 690 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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His character evolution needs to be studied 🧐

09.03.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 2738 πŸ” 640 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 3

Like ok not ALL Irish music is political, there's also "Ah shit, the fey" of course, but like, "tally-tally-whack-fol okay the English have stopped paying attention listen up boys" is maybe half of Irish folk music on its own.

10.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 602 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 10

imo it's very important not to use the normal verbs that connect speech events to intentions, promises, etc., for Trump. he simply does not "claim", "commit", "deny", "retract", etc. anything. he produces utterances!

09.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 248 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

09.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 11294 πŸ” 2532 πŸ’¬ 308 πŸ“Œ 125

AND IT SLAPPED

09.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

okay. question: WHY do so many tattoo mods have giant blackout patches now? you can't just have a clean design, you have to have it fading in/out of a ragged patch of solid black with a smoke effect or some shit and it's just about the ugliest thing I've ever seen

09.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, that's a fair question.
#cherrisnake #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelfanart

09.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 221 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0