Stephen Herdman

Yeah I noticed that and have mostly disengaged recently because of it.

I will hate that person for a very short period of time.

I hate when you are sitting comfortably until someone pulls a cushion out from underneath you and suddenly your life feels so empty.

I honestly thought Sunday drivers was just a joke. But every single Sunday I get stuck behind some eejits doing 20mph under the speed limit on the overtaking lane of a dual carriageway. Then they have the audacity to flash the glaucoma eye at me when I eventually undertake them.

*Pops head back in* yer man croak it yet?

😂

Based on Trump’s latest post, the Mrs wants me to start digging a bunker in the back garden. She doesn’t know it’s heavy clay soil. Personally, I’d rather be vaporised in a nuclear blast than try to dig through that nonsense.

Rather pay you than a jumped up GP.

I'm using the method they use to castrate lambs. It'll work a treat.

a woman in a suit and tie is talking to a man in a room with a window in the background . Alt: a woman in a suit and tie is talking to a man in a room with a window in the background .

Thanks Uncle Buck.

Doctors are a complete scam these days. £800 to remove a skin tag!? Piss away off mate, it's a bit of skin, not my fucking leg.

The fragile treaty between me and the wasp nation is no more. After a brazen strike on my son, I am left with no choice but to declare total war. Any wasp breaching our borders will be met with fire, fury, and a flip-flop. No mercy. No survivors. 🐝🔥🩴

Same to you mate. Hope you enjoy the weather this week!

Really? I half remember getting a couple of white ones in mixed boxes before years ago but I've never seen a full box of white ones.

White eggs

What in the American bullshittery is this!?

Feels like the world is playing a big game of Risk at the moment.

Awk Elly I'm so sorry.

Golden retriever runs towards the camera on a beach

Enjoyed my few days away on the motorbike, but glad to get back to this big lump.

A man in sunglasses and a backwards hat bites a small plastic fake gold medal he is disproportionately happy to have won for doing well in a shoot competition despite being 40 years old. He is also holding a target image with a silhouette of a man that has multiple holes in the head region, cause he's a goddamn sniper with an air rifle.

Turns out I'm a crack shot, even 5 pints deep. Centre mass is for wimps. Headshots only.

He would love it. Big hugger.

A handsome golden retriever looks off into the distance.

I hate being the second best looking boy in my house now.

This guy gets it.

My kid put his uniform on a brush and added a face. It's in the front seat of my car.

Careful in and around Belfast folks. Caught this guy trying to steal my car. Possibly Polish, suspected to be part of a splinter group, unfortunately made a clean getaway. Police are doing a sweep. Stay safe.

Thanks man. This time 12 hours I'll have a massive weight off the shoulders.

*MASTERS DEGREE - I'm not an indentured servant.

Be better just setting fire to the whole house. 😂

I have to do a presentation for my master tomorrow morning. So if world war 3 starts overnight it'll be a bloody blessing.

GTYayo Vi? Get your own radio station? 😂

You’ve heard of the Peter Principle, where people rise to their level of own incompetence.

But I give you: The Peter Out Principle - Where everyone gets promoted to the point where they can just no longer be arsed.