It's because of this kind of contemporary reference that we do so well with the zoomers.
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It's because of this kind of contemporary reference that we do so well with the zoomers.
An email to Pilot that reads "Hello, My name is Luka."
We know times are tough but it's still sad to see Suzanne Vega getting in to the spamming game.
Lots of bad news this week so the nation could really do with a lift. Surely it's time for an update on the important work going on at Shadow Doge?
You have our full support in leaving as many crying laughing emojis as is humanly possible under whatever AI generated sob story he's about to post on there.
You have our full support in leaving as many crying laughing emojis as is humanly possible under whatever AI generated sob story he's about to post on there.
Wish we were being bought for 33 million quid.
World War III is obviously bad but judging by the orders this morning everyone properly decided to drink through it so swings and roundabouts really.
Delighted to announce we’re the Official Beer Partner of The One Joke About The FIFA Peace Prize™
“PROTECT OUR WOMEN!”
A white British woman is elected to public office.
“NO, NOT LIKE THAT!”
Matt Goodwin? More like Matt. More like Matt. Hang on still workshopping this.
Delighted to announce we’re the Official Beer Partner™ of laughing at that little shit Matt Goodwin.
Us: we’re looking for something we can add to a beer that will add absolutely nothing but will get stuck in your teeth for the next decade.
Big Chia: lads, have we got the product for you!
Lol we weren’t even close
Two books by cunts.
Have a great weekend everyone. We’ll be back on Monday to smash those KPIs!
“You may say we are a size extra large sir, but we would say we are a truly exceptional medium.”
That’s us down here now. Loads of folk around, should be a good night. Didn’t realise it was fancy dress though. No sign of the man himself but his mum has very kindly paid us the 12 million quid he owes us on his behalf so it’s all sweet.
Bit of a coup for us, we've landed the gig running the bar for Prince Andrew's 66th birthday party tonight. Right, better get the van loaded and head down to Windsor!
Somebody please tell the BBC that if they want to speak to people who've *really* lost money investing in a brewery then our phone number's on our website.
Imagine going to all the effort of getting a fake blue plaque made just for a few social media clicks @corneliusbeers.bsky.social
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Look we've all had our fun but we all know this ends with him buying it back and doing another insufferable TikTok with the tax-efficient wife in red Make Brewdog Great Again caps so our only real hope is the Yellowstone supervolcano blowing up and ending civilisation before it can happen.
Hoping to pick up the giant slide and podcast studio in the liquidation auction.
We’re big fans of conceding late goals so it works out well for us.
We’re not huge rugby fans over here in Leith but it seems like a good time to say congratulations to all the Scotland fans down in Stockbridge and commiserations to all the England fans down in Stockbridge.
Tbf Limmy stole it off us first.
Had the pleasure of meeting Brewdog at a charity do once. They were surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.
Always a great pleasure to catch up with the legends of Leith @pilotbeer.co.uk
Probably. Not going to fact check it.
It’s been raining for longer than Liz Truss was Prime Minister.
Had a brewer phone in sick with dartitis?
Where did it all go wrong for us? Mostly due to a misunderstanding over the phone meaning when every other brewery cleaned up doing non-alcs for sober October we spent our entire cash reserve on noodles.