✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ (@altaudge.ruins.party)

hey what the fuck!

11.03.2026 15:57 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Shut up when someone with better hair than you is talking

11.03.2026 15:49 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0

kevin james at a race yelling into a microphone

i try to be prim and proper but this is who i turn into after a few drinks

11.03.2026 15:52 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

a woman in a blue dress is clapping in a crowd of people Alt: a woman in a blue dress is clapping in a crowd of people

11.03.2026 15:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a calf wearing a party hat and surrounded by different colored balloons

this is the future liberals want

10.03.2026 11:15 👍 1769 🔁 329 💬 42 📌 15

*is dead*

11.03.2026 02:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

MAYbe 10

11.03.2026 02:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if you all gave me a dollar then i would have a bunch of dollars

11.03.2026 02:35 👍 35 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 2

seems like my spell worked

11.03.2026 02:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

no seriously

11.03.2026 02:32 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i’m even better

11.03.2026 02:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

nothing happened

11.03.2026 02:29 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

*drowns*

11.03.2026 02:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh that’ll wear off soon

11.03.2026 02:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

help! i’m drowning!

11.03.2026 02:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

furby in a pot on the stove

boil me

29.07.2025 12:49 👍 148 🔁 23 💬 7 📌 3

yeah that was todd

11.03.2026 02:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

so many of us are born tired

11.03.2026 02:17 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

*cries harder than you*

11.03.2026 02:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

11.03.2026 02:19 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

you know where i doubt there’s capitalism? in the soup

11.03.2026 02:17 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

*cries*

11.03.2026 02:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

came here for clarity, left even more confused

11.03.2026 02:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i have to say i agree, put me in the soup

11.03.2026 02:15 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i can’t do this anymore

11.03.2026 02:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

yeah, i’m tired

11.03.2026 02:12 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

now, more than ever, we need an ominous giant head to appear on all screens worldwide and declare in a deep voice that our planet is going to be devoured

11.03.2026 02:12 👍 184 🔁 44 💬 12 📌 7

yeah!

11.03.2026 02:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a woman wearing a tan jacket and blue jeans is walking down a sidewalk in a park Alt: a woman wearing a tan jacket and blue jeans is walking down a sidewalk in a park

11.03.2026 02:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a cartoon dog is crying in bed with cn written on the bottom right Alt: a cartoon dog is crying in bed with cn written on the bottom right

11.03.2026 02:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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