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Minnesotan and such

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News for Carthaginians.

11.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She’s such a dimwit. One of the very few that actually should have just stuck to sports.

11.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There’s a switch in Hartman’s brain that, when flipped…

11.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Too busy killing fishermen in the Caribbean

10.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t wait for the sleeping thing. Miss it.

10.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Coon Rapids is traditionally pretty good but I’m not surprised to see them struggle in an international competition.

10.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like this speech better in Hebrew.

10.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For a department that shouldn’t exist this isn’t terribly surprising.

09.03.2026 12:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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an older man in a suit and pink shirt is sitting at a table with a notebook and water bottles . ALT: an older man in a suit and pink shirt is sitting at a table with a notebook and water bottles .
09.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s fair

08.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Still have to let them get a lead before the officiating starts to even out.

08.03.2026 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In one direction, yes.

08.03.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Curl got everyone big mad again

08.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Makar’s got everyone in his sights

08.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a thinly-veiled racist jab at Somalis. Think Black Hawk Down.

08.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I lost count of how many times she did that in maroon and gold, especially on the PP.

08.03.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Right? And that marine was living. Obama didn’t get him killed and then do that.

08.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
V/FOX NEWS
FOX & FRIENDS BLOG
Obama Uses Coffee Cup To Salute Marines
By β€’ Fox News
Published September 24, 2014 4:46am EDT
Updated March 30, 2018 1:19am EDT

V/FOX NEWS FOX & FRIENDS BLOG Obama Uses Coffee Cup To Salute Marines By β€’ Fox News Published September 24, 2014 4:46am EDT Updated March 30, 2018 1:19am EDT

Obama's coffee cup salute draws criticism
Ashley Killough and Eric Weisbrod, CNN
Updated 11:20 AM PDT, Wed Sep 24, 2014

Obama's coffee cup salute draws criticism Ashley Killough and Eric Weisbrod, CNN Updated 11:20 AM PDT, Wed Sep 24, 2014

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Never forget.

08.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 1449 πŸ” 280 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 12
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I’m not a soccer guy, but I need to get out there to watch some of this.

08.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Especially ones with multiple. HOW

08.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dammit

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08.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Now I know what a heart without being able to get your hands together looks like.

08.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a tad genocidal, no?

07.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t say this too loud. If they catch wind that us olds don’t like it the fad will last at least three times longer.

07.03.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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