Jesus never had a Super Nintendo.
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Jesus never had a Super Nintendo.
Stephen Lang, his hair bleached blond, wearing sunglasses inside a club, something Terminator-esque in his bearing as spree killer The Party Crasher in THE HARD WAY.
He looked like some kind of cyborg in THE HARD WAY.
This is as errant a piece of knavery as can be offered. Holy SHIT.
Oh dear GOD and the man Jesus. I'm terribly sorry.
"Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all." - DIRK GENTLY'S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY
"Huh? Oh, go for it, dude. As long as you're not killing anybody, you're not my problem. Just drop the wallet in a mailbox once you've taken the cash. 'scuse me, the Condiment King's about to launch a mustard gas attack."
"...and then they sent me to the Ultraverse. What did I do to deserve that?"
#FilmMusicILove Day 35. Yesterday I listened to a short documentary by @attaboyclarence.com about the click track, and how Max Steiner took advantage of it to create a score that fit the film's action. So here's "Aeroplanes"
from the original KING KONG.
I finally lost my shit about so-called AIs, LLMs, enshittification & everything fucking evil that @officialgrammarly.bsky.social is doing. I'm fucking furious, and not just about what 1 company has done. An open letter to Grammarly & the rest of the LLM hype machine www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...
Jonathan Maberry's Joe Ledger series as narrated by Ray Porter is essential. The first book, PATIENT ZERO, is about a weaponized zombie virus, and they just get wilder from there.
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
Hello. Do you like long videos about niche subjects? Of course you do. Here is the tale of pre-Crisis Jason Todd.
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
rt if u hate nazis and love boobs
[reaches the MAN OF IRON review]
"Oh, thank God, no sex crimes in this one, what the hell, November 1981?"
Aren't we all
4 frame comic. a street journalist is interviewing a tall light brown man with a pink scarf and a tshirt of the band Angine de Poitrine. off-frame, the journalist asks : sir! are you worried about homophobic parents who might want to trans their child rather than have an effeminate son? the man replies : wait wait wait wait wait. are you implying that some homophobes might not also be raging transphobes? Never heard of that. trans kids are currently being hunted down, outlawed, marginalized from social life, singled out in their own schools, and you're asking me about some hypothetical parent who might pressure a child into being trans so they might what? fit in better? transitioning as a child in- volves years of determination. every adult in their life is likely to cast doubt on who they are. if they are lucky and have supportive parents, their families are often ostracized by their community. the idea that someone sees the hardships a family with a trans child goes through and thinks "they must have forced it on them" makes me physically ill.
Wait wait wait wait wait
worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.
The monsters are all the men who sell her out.
Y'all, just get a dictionary and a copy of THE ELEMENTS OF STYLE.
Genuine shudder up my spine.
#FilmMusicILove Day 34. They just announced the KING CONAN movie, so let's hear Basil Poledouris' "Anvil
of Crom" from CONAN THE BARBARIAN.
Danhausen “you…are…cursed!” green screen
🚨 Full Contact is streaming on youtube now! watch Chow Yun-fat ride motorcycles, shoot bullets that blow up other bullets, and tell a guy to "masturbate in heck"!
They call it BlueSky because reading it gives you the blues.
You're a fuckin' genius, Affleck. Stunt performers have received more and more respect over the past few years, the movies they make are all big hits, and here you come with this shit. You fuckin' dunce.
And that's why the Laughing Policeman laughs.
