Not just Madge's best, but one of the all-time great songs #TOTP

Is Dave on work experience? Someone's told him to go out for some tartan paint #TOTP

What a collab #TOTP

a man standing in front of a fire exit sign ALT: a man standing in front of a fire exit sign

#TOTP

And you'd enjoy it, too.

Really like this song, sue me #TOTP

I absolutely don't hear that lyric as "I can't believe you kiss your car good night" #TOTP

I had a mate at school who really fancied Sharleen Spiteri, but never clocked onto the fact that she looked like his mum #TOTP

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Honestly fair fucks to Vittorio Angelone for calling out Penny Mordaunt on Last Leg

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

I am so confused about this, there have been like 150 Robin Hood live action films already, were they going to use a literal fox??

Have a lovely day, everyone.

Seven years ago today Keith Flint passed away.

He had no idea that his death would be marked with such a touching and heartfelt tribute...

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Tate
You'd be doing us a favour, mate

"They died to save her face"

From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 550, January 1983, some months after the Falklands war.

Such a shame how John Cleese suddenly dropped dead right after his speech at Graham Chapman's memorial service in 1990. With his passionate commitment to social democratic politics, European integration, and human rights, and his self-deprecating wit, he could have been a powerful voice had he lived

Sometimes it's better when people die.

Trump’s attack on Iran has me seriously questioning the legitimacy and value of the FIFA Peace Prize

Mark Goodier looks like he's on work experience #TOTP

Christ almighty, I hate this song #TOTP

They may be standing up, but there's still five stools on the stage #TOTP

# Detachable penis...# #TOTP

They had more than two songs? #TOTP

This has been the best song for about the past four weeks, so of course it didn't get to number one #TOTP

Did Macca sue them? I fucking hope so #TOTP

Their reign of terror begins #TOTP

obviously today is a huge embarrassment for Matt Goodwin and for Reform, which is something that we absolutely ought to celebrate, but we must also remember it's a huge embarrassment for Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman and all the Blue Labour weirdos, and that's important to celebrate too :)

TOP: A dying Darth Vader, saying to Luke Skywalker ‘Luke, help me take this mask off’. BOTTOM: Darth Vader with his mask off, and underneath is Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, as seen when he was driven away from the Cop Shop.

#ThingsIJustSawOnline

Work on 'dirty and scary' tunnel not due until 2029

See your mum’s vajazzle’s been postponed.