Chilli 🥀

I did in fact factor in the possibility of Western warmongering-led fuel price increases while planning my trip to Darwin in three months

HOWEVER

It cost me $300 to fill the Hilux today and I just about had a stroke please don't let diesel rise to $4 a litre in major cities 😭

a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a green wall . ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie is standing in front of a green wall .

"fuck he's so hot" - my very straight white male partner @ David Byrne

Get well soon Pickles 🥺🩷

Bought image-synced backlights for my gigantic smart TV because we're bougie like that now apparently

😢 I'm so sorry mate

Two beautiful BLOO™ passports 🙌🏻

Rocketing my ass 3,300km into the disgusting warm tropics to go see some boabs 🙌🏻

Large Murray River turtle

>childfree
>owns an heirloom pet

Why am I like this

Yes I will continue to risk a kidney infection every morning because getting up to pee would ruin the sleep I'm not actually getting

a black and white drawing of a person 's face Alt: Nina from Fullmetal Alchemist after being transmuted with Alexander

Watched *that* episode of Fullmetal Alchemist before bed so now I'm lying here crying 3 hours later ✌🏻

I hope the Wikipedia editors never change the image for autism from the baby stacking cans they are our best representative 🙌🏻

Best friend found a tiny bubba kitten in her yard, I've lent her my trap and I'm quietly hoping it's not returned with the baby in it🤞🏻

I lived with a Vietnamese woman for three years and absolutely nothing will ever top her banh mi

@adoptond.bsky.social happy birthday good sir! 💖

Chonky noodle friend!

Remember when my guy and I had to explain to a workmate why naming their daughter Lolita was an absolutely terrible idea for extremely obvious reasons?

I'm somehow in this situation again

Deeply suspicious of people who willingly send their kids to Catholic schools

Broc Feeney terrorist organisation meme

What the fuck was that start

Menu board from the Hamdorf Cafe in Hahndorf, South Australia, featuring a cursed kransky banh mi

Mate

MATE

Live action Masters of the Universe unfortunately looks like Ragnarok × Minecraft why the fuck is Cringer mouldy

"I thought dingoes were like kangaroos" we need to eradicate the USians immediately

"Chilli you post like you dislike your partner"

Oh no no he's my ride or die, I'm throwing myself into his casket and making them cremate me alive alongside his corpse

He is one of the good men and I love him to death, I would simply wilt without his presence, but no man is safe from my ire 🫶🏻

I'm still sad about Kevin Conroy

Getting a vasectomy is one of the hottest things a man can do, right behind shutting the fuck up and doing what's asked of him the first time 💖

Enter a de facto relationship with a trained chef, even simple scrambled eggs on toast will look divine trust me

Peakychu

Oh cool they made a sick Pikachu in Pokopia and now I'm crying over pixels once again ✌🏻

The girls really are anaemic everywhere

I buy my guy video games and peripherals whenever he asks because they are his babysitter and I value spending time with him attached at the hip whilst simultaneously being left the fuck alone 🫶🏻

us when the matcha party in dubai has labubus for sale meme ALT: us when the matcha party in dubai has labubus for sale meme

There's a clown labubu but that would require unironically purchasing a labubu and I can't do that to myself

I am unfortunately going to have to become the most insufferable stoner in the friend group, one of the bois has uncontrollable plants and a 200L drum 💔