Jay suis amusé

of fucking almost 100º tomorrow in L.A. Glorious summer my ass.

"Adult discontent" tag but for my soul.

@joshmankiewicz.bsky.social this is fake Target PR. The People who started the boycott posted about this, and the boycott continues. Perhaps in repost this.
@axios.com I think of you as misinformation already, and you’re not helping your case here. Please fuck off.

Democrats should demand a clawback of ICE's remaining OBBB money before agreeing to supplemental Pentagon funding.

You’re supporting the guy with the Nazi tattoo? Okay, thanks for telling us who you are. NOW FUCK OFF FOREVER.

MJ’s high was 69. Kobe scored 65 & and his 81* game.
(*I was at Kobe’s 81 point game. It‘s the greatest sporting achievment I’ve ever seen live. The Staples center was crazy with energy every time he touched the ball. I recently met Jalen Rose and told him I was at that game. He grinned, “me too.”)

I just had to look it up to see how many times MJ did, zero, and saw that Chamberlain did it *6* times. No one else more than once.

Nice!

The East River, NYC
Mackinac Straits in upper Michigan
Detroit River

Chotiner: We should probably start with…

Me: I’m a huge fucking hypocrite, ya got me!

Chotiner: …with appetizers.

Me: I’m sorry, I’m not good on first dates.

Yay! Love those crazy bastards.

She can’t get the votes in caucus. Too many Senators are owned by money that hates her.

Thinking the a generation of British men with incredibly long eyebrows flared out like bird‘s wings that are now gone. Their commitment to the gag was incredible.

I do! (Hi Molly, it’s been a minute. Hope you’re well.)

Same channel I think. I love when they have drummers who’ve never heard a song play the missing drum track then hear the original. They’re fantastic drummers but don’t know the history. It’s fun to watch.

Dear Bigots,
E pluribus unum—it’s on the fucking money, you morons.

Bugs Bunny Vs. Darkseid

Bugs is

K I N G C O N A N !

Shoplifters of The World Unite and Praise Rax!

Also, don’t forget about your local chapter meetings Wednesday. Bring snacks, don’t get caught.

Dear Bigots,
E pluribus unum—it’s on the fucking money, you morons.

Bugs Bunny Vs. Darkseid

Bugs is

No! My beautiful wickedness… I’m melting…

Waiting until after International Women’s Day for the sales.

Did you make this up just a little?

LA weather trying to cook me please fuck off.

I just finished Lords and Ladies! Loved it. Actually, not just, I’m already 3/4 through Men at Arms, but recently finished. They are such fun and wise books. Love the quotes you post, even when I haven’t gotten there yet.

I saw my imposter syndrome in the mirror. He looked exactly like me except with terrible posture. So I straightened myself up, like a puppet from heaven, which killed him, briefly.

Forget that “reject the evidence” nonsense, new 1984 talking point dropped! “We have always been at war with [IRAN].”

Why is it brag about war crimes Sunday? The time change?