Pulled into my driveway after picking my fiancée up from town, heard the first goal as we were driving, got from the car to the house, put the TV on and we're 3-0 and we've subbed our keeper after 15 minutes. And when I say driveway, I mean a parking space out the front. Not fucking Downton Abbey.
This is the sort of thing a cashless society robs us of, the opportunity to try to get away with paying the bus fare in Carthaginian currency www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
*goose nipping at your ankles meme* WHO'S WRITING THE TRAINING
Not a day goes by I don't wish I could wear blinkers like a horse. Oh what's going on over there? NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
Someone saw the pun chance and went for it. Respect.
OK JD but how do we get them off you exactly?
Woke up late for my Speed Awareness course, asked to find ID to join, couldn't find anything, rescheduled for tomorrow, went back to check the same drawer when a bit calmer, and hey presto, driving license and passport where I left them. Now I've got to drive to fucking Newstead tomorrow.
I would suggest that if you're struggling with downhill stability, maybe check to ensure you're grabbing the correct pole.
@scottlynch78.bsky.social @ewacat.bsky.social, these two stories just happened to appear on my timeline together. Now all I can imagine is a certain, famously litigious, party sprinting is arse off outside a High Court.
Newspaper ad board: WORLD'S HEAVIEST CUCUMBER IN BARRY - PICTURE.
Ten minutes later, police escorted Barry from the fruit and veg aisle in Asda.
Whoever said black cats aren't photogenic hasn't met Luna. #BlackCat #CatsofBluesky
Should we ask Dortmund if we can borrow a few of their players? #COYS #ucl
Robert Jenrick defecting to Reform.
Appreciate it mate, hope you're all good.
All good here, still adjusting to the pay stuff, and need to crack on with the uni work, but I'm in a good place right now.
You too bud, hope the start of the year has been good.
World news María Corina Machado says she presented Trump with her Nobel peace prize medal The Venezuelan opposition leader did not confirm whether the US president accepted the award
breathtakingly embarrassing for absolutely everyone involved lol
They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been
The absolute brass bollocks on any Tory defecting to Reform because "Britain is in decline" is astounding.
Xabi Alonso is now available, the guy that took Bayer Leverkusen through a whole season undefeated? To Spurs please. Don't let him ruin himself at United.
Trump's bombing of Syria is being codenamed "Operation Hawkeye Strike," which is unfortunate if you know tennis, because questioning if his actions are over the line is, well, it is what it is.
Fiancée: "Have you put foil3d the chicken?"
Me: "yes, all it's plans have been scuppered."
Fiancée:
Still can't believe she's marrying me.
David Lynch in the filming set speaking in the megaphone. He says “Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.”
Here’s to 2026
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Not much longer left of Christmas Day, but I hope that whatever you've been up to, whoever you've been with, or if you've just needed a break and been by yourself, I hope that it's been restful, happy, comfortable, and peaceful.
I lived with my brothers until I was 30ish, and never realised what level of psychopathy I was dealing with until lunchtime today. Mint jelly on a Christmas dinner.
Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
lol I have an explanation m8
Headloss FC. Honestly, I don't know what to say about that. Looked better with 9 than 11, Romero seemed to just want to watch the world burn, and the kicker is Liverpool weren't even *that* good.
