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Proud Dad | Underdog Protector I Using my sarcastic wit as go fuck yourself doesn’t always work | No war plans in DMs

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I love this so much

11.03.2026 06:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“I’m going back to South Carolina and I’m asking them to send their sons and daughters over to the MidEast.” — Fucking rot in hell, Lindsey Graham

11.03.2026 01:51 👍 731 🔁 240 💬 126 📌 47

Scary funny. 😂
And scary. 😱

11.03.2026 01:52 👍 28 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 1
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When Mom matches the paint to my eyes

11.03.2026 01:52 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Get fucked, Grammarly.

10.03.2026 18:44 👍 116 🔁 36 💬 2 📌 4

I’m not going to SXSW but maybe YOU are

11.03.2026 01:53 👍 38 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Ffs

11.03.2026 01:52 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i am in Kansas, drinking at a bar owned by a transfemme,

about a tenth of u out there get it. you know. we are everywhere and everywhere is our home

but: we're out here in ways some of you cant conceive, because u think us flyovers are living and loving in either 1980 or 1880

11.03.2026 02:35 👍 250 🔁 33 💬 4 📌 0

and a Real Union Guy who is now head of his union & has made it very clear that they will be operating in solidarity with any other union whose work ever comes adjacent to theirs

11.03.2026 04:55 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

oh and Peter Capaldi! absolute gentleman, total sweetheart, very funny

11.03.2026 05:01 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

like I'm fortunate in that the vast number of my celebrity interactions have been positive but I will say he was among the most genuine and warm

Alan Tudyk, too. that guy is a sweetheart

11.03.2026 04:52 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

i met him at a convention yeaaaars ago and he was the warmest, friendliest, funniest dude to everyone whether they bought autographs or not

just a real one in every way

11.03.2026 04:45 👍 54 🔁 4 💬 6 📌 0

goodnight blooski
do no harm
take no shit

I love you. yes, even you, you little shit. you are deserving of love and joy and comfort even if the world is often short on all of those.

11.03.2026 05:25 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Music is the soul of the movement.

“Hands Off! Melt ICE” drops March 23!

🔥🧊

🔗 bit.ly/preordermeltice

🎨 by @channeldraw.bsky.social

10.03.2026 21:21 👍 527 🔁 213 💬 24 📌 14

And on that solar farm there were no animals e-i-e-i-o.

10.03.2026 14:03 👍 25 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

Tactically, there is a lot to learn from the pro-life movement. They settled for incremental change, took over state legislatures, persisted over decades, emphasized the most popular parts of their agenda, deployed appealing language...

09.03.2026 20:24 👍 60 🔁 14 💬 3 📌 1

Yeah, Iran must have "unconditionally surrendered", by naming the last Ayatollah's son as Supreme Leader.... Now wait a second.

09.03.2026 20:25 👍 25 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
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'Ridiculous': Kristi Noem's 28-year-old aide wasted millions on unusable ICE vehicles A former deputy to outgoing Homeland Security chief Kristi Noem saddled the department with millions of dollars in wasted funding for vehicles that cannot be used.U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcem...

Kristi Noem's 28 year old aide spent millions of DHS $$ to buy a fleet of of vehicles with ICE's logo clearly marked on them. Now they're sitting idle because the clearly visible logo gets the trucks and agents attacked, and prevents ICE from doing stealth raids.

www.rawstory.com/madison-shea...

09.03.2026 20:27 👍 633 🔁 271 💬 93 📌 28

it’s like they say: a woman needs a man like a country needs a warmongering serial killer pedophile for a president

08.03.2026 04:55 👍 398 🔁 71 💬 2 📌 0

The algorithm just showed me a video on quantum physics and entanglement theory and I’m so flattered it thought I’d understand all that.

09.03.2026 15:12 👍 58 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0

We're all spiraling, you're not special.

-me, to me

09.03.2026 15:04 👍 59 🔁 18 💬 1 📌 0

Grinning about mass death and destruction. Yukking it up on the teevee about triggering a world war among nuclear powers. These people believe in the Rapture, but they make me believe in the Antichrist.

08.03.2026 14:49 👍 89 🔁 25 💬 5 📌 0

"Sorry if I'm the only one enlightened enough to see"

= the Platonic ideal of rage bait

08.03.2026 22:25 👍 65 🔁 8 💬 10 📌 0

Multicultural white supremacy has fully arrived.

08.03.2026 22:28 👍 134 🔁 39 💬 8 📌 0
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Top Trump officials rush to purchase nuclear war-proof bunkers after Iran attack: report Since President Donald Trump’s unprecedented attack on Iran last week, at least two top Trump administration officials have raced to purchase their own survival shelters designed to withstand an apoca...

A dude in Texas who makes bomb shelters for nuclear war has seen his business skyrocket this week.

Recent clients include 2 Trump admin members, and the rest were almost all “Christian, conservative CEOs,” which included “several of the wealthiest men on the planet."
www.rawstory.com/iran-war/

09.03.2026 04:35 👍 1001 🔁 588 💬 133 📌 133

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09.03.2026 07:16 👍 48 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 2

That would be handy right now

09.03.2026 06:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

at least it was for a good cause that didnt entail countless civilian deaths

09.03.2026 02:28 👍 355 🔁 33 💬 6 📌 1

For those out there wondering what living in the mid 1970’s was like, you’re about to find out.

09.03.2026 02:39 👍 292 🔁 49 💬 27 📌 62

excuse me but they also had quaaludes

09.03.2026 05:55 👍 34 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0