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Small business owner/chefboy by profession. Idiot by choice. Once I got bit by a bug so hard I almost died. He/him

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I mean charging is how you create turnover. It’s not a revenue stream. This seems sensationalized. It’s for people who park and don’t move their cars in commercial areas that create parking shortages.

08.03.2026 20:27 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

before you get mad at clarence thomas maybe consider if you, too, would take bribes at your job if it were impossible to get in trouble

10.08.2023 14:11 👍 3404 🔁 699 💬 81 📌 62
halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

09.02.2026 03:50 👍 11834 🔁 1907 💬 53 📌 36

Ah so that was his problem

08.02.2026 06:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The DSA would never.

06.02.2026 15:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Skeeted rivalry. Is this anything?

06.02.2026 15:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[at the divorce hearing]

Judge: "Now, I'm told you have three kids. How would you like to split custody?"

Stephen Miller: [furiously sawing his middle child in half]: "this won't be a problem. She can take all three."

04.02.2026 18:38 👍 176 🔁 43 💬 2 📌 1

Huh...not directed to government but to individual believers. Can't see any way that could be used in any other context on any other issue.

04.02.2026 14:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's like I've never felt air in my lungs before reading this

04.02.2026 07:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀

go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)

31.01.2026 14:18 👍 6873 🔁 1215 💬 40 📌 21

Let him cook

29.01.2026 20:05 👍 40 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
28.01.2026 19:30 👍 16544 🔁 6480 💬 46 📌 39

It could be kinda funny watching him flashbang his own guys when the McDonalds sweat on his hands causes a fumble.

28.01.2026 00:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

4/5 of these are basic law enforcement and 5/5 are bar-is-in-hell.

27.01.2026 12:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

27.01.2026 05:36 👍 18990 🔁 6272 💬 928 📌 1171
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the rights reaction to trumps surrender in minneapolis is the perfect illustration of how delusional these people are

27.01.2026 01:08 👍 3302 🔁 315 💬 112 📌 29

Portsmouth NH is right on the border. The 95 corridor runs through here from Portland to Boston. Since they don't seem to be using Cumberland detention center anymore it's likely they're going up and down through here. We're trying to figure out if they're staying here in town.

27.01.2026 03:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A detainer is a formal request by one party with detention power asking another authority with detention power to hold someone in custody or notify them before release so the first party can take them next.

26.01.2026 17:21 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

[interrogating a criminal] so are you like the good kind (holds up a picture of luigi mangione) or the bad kind (holds up a picture of an ice agent)?

26.01.2026 16:10 👍 28 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 1

In these desperate times, comrades, it is always wise to heed the words of Mao Zedong who said “nobody wanna see us together, but it don’t matter noooo”.

Wait, no that was Akon.

Mao was like “smack that all on the floor”

That one might have also been Akon…

26.01.2026 09:46 👍 131 🔁 25 💬 5 📌 2
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.

25.01.2026 17:20 👍 15066 🔁 4372 💬 476 📌 918

We could always build one

26.01.2026 07:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if two people are already restraining someone physically while spraying their face with pepper spray, that is torture, plain and simple. no debate to be had about it

21.01.2026 22:07 👍 2424 🔁 406 💬 8 📌 4

studies have shown that bodycams have zero impact on police brutality complaints but do lead to higher conviction rates for ‘assaults against officers’ in case youre wondering why they seem to be the one thing politicians push in times like these

18.01.2026 16:47 👍 916 🔁 229 💬 9 📌 3

the democrats are right we should focus on kitchen table issues. for example there is a guy at my kitchen table who wants to shoot me in the face with a gun

13.01.2026 00:01 👍 6502 🔁 1364 💬 32 📌 14
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Opinion | I'm a Minneapolis sociologist who studies violence. Here's how ICE observers are helping. Research into how violence occurs shows that disapproval from the people around you can help reduce it.

For @msnownews.bsky.social, I wrote an article about how ICE Watch is grounded in sociological theories of violence prevention.

The reality is that most men will only commit public violence in extremely specific scenarios and ICE Watch disrupts the conditions necessary for escalation.

16.01.2026 18:55 👍 7933 🔁 3334 💬 95 📌 281

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

06.09.2025 03:11 👍 3914 🔁 1010 💬 28 📌 21

Maybe doing your thing will also accomplish this other thing as well. Seems like two problems with the same rough solution - gallons of the right blood.

15.01.2026 23:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He lives inside a hollow fruit
Deep beneath the ocean blue
But I don’t think you know
Who that is, do ya?

15.01.2026 14:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0