BREAKING: Two members of the Team Rocket crime syndicate have been arrested in connection with an explosion at Celadon City’s gym. A third suspect, a talking Meowth, is has not yet been apprehended.
If spotted, call Officer Jenny immediately. Do not approach the subject.
Hammerlocke Gym Leader Raihan voted ‘Sexiest Gym Leader Alive’, according to Poképle magazine.
When asked for comment, Raihan stated “wait, I finally beat Leon at something?”
FOR SUBSCRIBERS: Kalos Ultimate Weapon testing can forever scar a region, just ask Geosenge Town. Experts caution that the testing of such powerful weaponry hurts both humans and Pokémon, leading to lasting consequences for generations.
TRAVEL ALERT: Huge lines at Mistralton International Airport as flights are delayed or canceled amid the government shutdown. Skyla, Gym Leader and president of the National Air Traffic Controllers Association, urges calm, noting “things will get worse unless something is done”.
PNN INVESTIGATES: Something 'truly spooky' caught on camera by local resident Cheryl while exploring The Old Chateau near Eterna City. The terrifying footage shows a young girl becoming violent in response to Cheryl’s presence in the abandoned home. Could a Pokémon be to blame?
Such grievous allegations against a standing Champion of the Pokémon League are not to be taken lightly. PNN will be submitting a formal information request to the League to verify these claims.
NEW POLL: Diantha’s approval rating hits new low for second term. Kalosians are broadly dissatisfied with the state of the Kalos Branch of the Pokémon League and many are asking “Where has our champion gone?”.
We’ll have more on this story tonight at 11pm.
