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I've got a cousin with a truck and some buckets

How hard is it?

12.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Under the circumstances it is worth repeating

MORE

12.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought it was "Why didn't I get oversized shoes from daddy?_

12.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The GOP war on expertise is decades long

12.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

BENGHAZI

12.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's 2am and raining bad. There's a knock on your door and a man in a soaked blanket is begging for help.

You let him in, give him dry clothes and soup, and start listening.

You have a podcast studio in the basement and 300K followers.

12.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character in a suit and tie stands in front of a fire escape ALT: a cartoon character in a suit and tie stands in front of a fire escape

My kids throughout their whole childhood

12.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They just need a safe place to put kids in hell.

12.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This (and SalΓ²) come to mind every time a new data point is revealed.

12.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Often the only thing that would keep the smaller companies from citing Facebook and screwing away was to remind them how that Facebook has a massive legal budget.

And this made me feel like a walking "Public urination can result in fines and even a prison sentence" sign in a subway.

12.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Will they use the "if we have to obey laws we can't make money" defense that AI companies use for their theft?

12.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New to me. Thanks.

11.03.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SURJ told me I should get a totenkopf tattoo.

11.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You aren't very good at this.

11.03.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no! When the GOP voters finds out, they will certainly act.

11.03.2026 05:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They need to offer a Shaggy-style pizza on their menu IMMEDIATELY

11.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"was not aware of" = "is continually terrified by"

11.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With the GOP, the cruelty is the point

11.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The plan hasn't matured and deals with sea traffic so we can refer to it as

Operation Underaged Trafficked Escort

10.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's make them fly!

10.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what it would be like to have an opposition party

10.03.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

12 hour flight? I'm taking one of the empty rows in the back. There isn't a person in the world worth an empty seat on a flight that long.

10.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's shirtless on the table, wearing tight blue jeans. The doctor comes in shirtless wearing blue jeans. A shirtless nurse comes in wearing blue jeans. No one is wearing a mask as the doctor wipes his knife on his blue jeans.

10.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reposting this from yesterday…
because it deserves more eyeballs and rage.

Pedophiles talk like thisπŸ‘‡

10.03.2026 18:02 πŸ‘ 647 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 8
Post image
10.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How does it feel to be one of our subscribers?
Smell our farts.

10.03.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only

10.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

He's speaking to his supporters in language they appreciate

09.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

War crimes please the GOP

09.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The meth is wearing off

09.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0