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I don't look at Adult content

I've got the frier that has electric eels or something that powers it. They'll murmur little phrases like "it's a living!" but I don't think I pay them??

They would have called them "flint fries" or "stone fries" but would have been equally delicious

Ok I'm back. There are no known porn parodies of "The Jetsons Meet The Flintstones"

Once you acquire the necessary budget, yeah

Ok I'm back. There are no known porn parodies of "The Jetsons Meet The Flintstones"

Yes

Should I go see a movie about marriage or whatever 👎👎👎 or a movie where people pretend to be beavers? ☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️☑️

When You were partying

I drank from the HOSE

When you were having premarital sex

I drank from the HOSE

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

I drank from the HOSE

And now that the world is on fire and you're thirsty you have the audacity to come to me for help?

The trump admin are currently weighing options on Noem's replacement. Top options so far: Gog and Magog

Thank you for your reply

Calling the frustrated librarian over again because there's another word I don't know in Jimmy Buffet's 2004 mystery novel "A Salty Piece of Land"

Vintage Logitech T-CD2-6F Trackman Stationary Trackball Mouse

Do you have to use one of these

Can one post in a posting station free life? The world is evolving faster than you think

My ghost will haunt anyone that tries to own me post mortem

I hope that, somehow some way, my posts will survive the nuclear holocaust and many generations of mutants can frolic in the glowing sewage and enjoy my wit

I wonder if it can do other foods, not cut in half?

(Tim Allen reading the script) Needs more Tim Allen argh argh argh

He can be the plumbing king

In Tim Allen's show Last Man Standing episode "Dual Time", his character Mike Baxter hires a handyman and it's Tim "The Toolman" Taylor. He still works for Binford Tools and they send him to people's homes to fix kitchen sinks I guess. Mike remarks on his "uncanny resemblance"

My prediction for 2026 is that RFK Jr will say kids benefit from second hand smoke in the car

happy birthday!

two guys labeled SPUND saying "yeah we say SPUND! you got a fuckin problem with it?"

Rude.

Spund

Hell and damn, anthropomorphised, begging you to use them so they can rob you of hundreds of colorful descriptive adjectives. It also says "stop swearing" and credits it James 5:12 though I believe that to be an abridged interpretation

She really needs to get that newspaper situation taken care of

Leaked audio reveals "The Simpsons" producers hopes to top the first Simpsons movie, where they showed Bart's wiener, with a detailed drawing of his butthole for the sequel

Some of my constituent's little mutants barely have enough slime to wriggle around in

Which word