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Burned dirt person (coffee drinker), Xennial, he/him, proud kitchenwitch. Writing SFF/Horror mostly on Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/morris_wayts Linklist to all stories: https://www.morriswayts.com/publications Strive!

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Wordle 1 726 3/6

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@fersus.bsky.social

I am on a roll. No hint 😂

11.03.2026 00:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean we're doing well enough that I got an ARC and swag but it's important we do BETTER so that KB has to put goats in her immaculately landscaped yard and then watch in horror as her dogs eat goat poop.

Hit up sidequested.com/book/ for an exhaustive list of places to pre-order!

10.03.2026 21:11 👍 74 🔁 25 💬 1 📌 0

At this time, my only question is:
Where did they hang the piano and whom did they plan to drop it on?
Ah damn, that was two questions... sorry, I messed up.

#acmelogic

10.03.2026 15:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Please stop using the plagiarism machine that’s ruining the environment to dunk on the plagiarism machine that’s ruining the environment.

10.03.2026 14:38 👍 50 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0
Close-up of snow covered tree branches against a night sky background overlaid with the words "Good morning! Some days, you can edit three chapters in a single day. Other days, you’ll spend three hours on a single sentence

Both types of days are part of the process, so don't let yourself get defeated by the latter"

Close-up of snow covered tree branches against a night sky background overlaid with the words "Good morning! Some days, you can edit three chapters in a single day. Other days, you’ll spend three hours on a single sentence Both types of days are part of the process, so don't let yourself get defeated by the latter"

Good morning! Some days, you can edit three chapters in a single day. Other days, you’ll spend three hours on a single sentence

Both types of days are part of the process, so don't let yourself get defeated by the latter

10.03.2026 13:09 👍 26 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

Are we talking about... the same wordle?

10.03.2026 12:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Human Authored is a project of the Authors Guild that allows an author to certify that their book is created by a human. “Human Authored” means that the text of the book was written by a human and not generated by AI, with the exception of minimal uses such as AI applications that check spelling and grammar or for brainstorming or research.

In red marks the exception that breaks it for me - no AI research, no AI brainstorming. Spell Check and Grammar Check where used before GenAI.

Human Authored Logo Human Authored is a project of the Authors Guild that allows an author to certify that their book is created by a human. “Human Authored” means that the text of the book was written by a human and not generated by AI, with the exception of minimal uses such as AI applications that check spelling and grammar or for brainstorming or research. In red marks the exception that breaks it for me - no AI research, no AI brainstorming. Spell Check and Grammar Check where used before GenAI.

Aaaand nope. Not good enough.

10.03.2026 11:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a reader, I probably would? Probably would only find it via a teaser short, though 😭 I watch those in the bus, mostly silent and captioned. 👀

10.03.2026 09:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Theoretically, if one were to interview indie authors about their books on YouTube, rather than on a blog, would readers be interested in watching that sort of thing?

I don’t mean interested in *partaking*, I mean genuinely interested in *watching*.

Do let me know. This is for ~science~ 👀

10.03.2026 00:54 👍 96 🔁 23 💬 38 📌 3

Ah, you shouldn't be. After all, we are in the same boat, no? 😅🤣

10.03.2026 09:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My 9yo gets up early (he set an alarm about half an hour before ours) to do his research on panda bears for school. Which is a wondrous thing to me, but I am very glad he enjoys it so much. 💖

10.03.2026 09:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Post your favorite Lord of The Rings character. Wrong Answers Only.

10.03.2026 09:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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10.03.2026 01:14 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

If I could open a crack in the universe and pull you through for a few minutes, what would you have to say?

10.03.2026 01:47 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 35 📌 0

"What is the quest you call upon my aid for? Hurry, mortal. I have demons to slay."
And then I would take my phone out to grab a quick picture of your baffled expression. 🤣

10.03.2026 07:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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So you tell me I have to think about renaming my Tier 1 membership on Ko-Fi? 👀🤣

10.03.2026 07:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wordle 1.725 3/6

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@fersus.bsky.social

You may want to steer the vessel of your mind very carefully today.

10.03.2026 07:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A comparison of what I preferred and what readers preferred, summary of the New York Times test. For me, it's 100% written by humans. For readers, 80% AI. Which terrifies me.

A comparison of what I preferred and what readers preferred, summary of the New York Times test. For me, it's 100% written by humans. For readers, 80% AI. Which terrifies me.

Did the NYT quiz because I wanted to know if I am able to see the difference. Turns out I am, even from those short text pieces. Glad about it as well. 👀😅

10.03.2026 07:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I probably deserve it. 😕😅 Salem is very pretty.

09.03.2026 22:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kaleidotrope will be open to fiction and poetry submissions April 19-25.

Kaleidotrope is currently open to artwork submissions.

09.03.2026 17:11 👍 48 🔁 27 💬 0 📌 0

I don't know? You think the humor would have mixed well? 👀🤣

09.03.2026 14:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Add one word to a film to ruin it.

Tucker & Dale vs. Dr. Evil

09.03.2026 13:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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www.morriswayts.com - Publications Free to read Genre: SFFH. All Links in chronological order of writing, newest first. Short Stories On Ko-Fi: ...to Vengeance The Noise of Drying Ink The Last Thing We Saw Before We Lay Down Arms…

Updated the #shortfiction link list to my #KoFi posts! You will find 80 pieces (about 120k words) #free2read there. Get your #sffh fix!
Sharing/liking/commenting your favorite pieces will grant you my immortal (yes, I will haunt you with it!) gratitude.

www.morriswayts.com/publications

09.03.2026 13:01 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Also the instant regret when you left your jacket on too long in the sunshine and got a bit sweaty, took it off, then walked a teeny bit through the shade and the wind JUMPS at that opportunity to give you the absolute shivers. Meh. I rate it a Why You Do This To Me, Weather?/10. 🙁

09.03.2026 12:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My hands are so cold. 🥶

09.03.2026 11:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is it just me or does that look like tripple as hard to do as the non-paralympic version? Unfathomable skill!

09.03.2026 10:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ICYMI!!!!
This comes out TOMORROW, last chance to preorder and get the exclusive ebook

09.03.2026 10:17 👍 21 🔁 14 💬 0 📌 3

Hell, on some mornings my own Face ID doesn't work.
Whoever is staring at me out of that mirror, get ready to get your face washed and dragged to work, damn it. 👀

09.03.2026 09:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I see a pattern. It started with the small in next to Robber's Forest. 👀💖

09.03.2026 08:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wordle 1.724 6/6

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Some quick decisions - which were bad - led to this 6/6.

09.03.2026 08:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0