Ginger Beef 🫚

Like yes I’m just pulling these weeds here, oh and yes I see that you’re just going to put lotion on your entire body while I do that, go team!

He was not shy about it so I just kept working away lol

Client’s Brazilian brother is visiting and he left all the curtains open and showed me his big, fat, daddy, dong this morning lol

Probably should’ve thrown in a comma but whatever

Rihanna is a billionaire period.

I thought this was obvious but for many it is not!!!

One of the worst things about social media is there aren’t spoilers filters. Like how many of us just want to watch tv and post about it and whatever and not worry about ruining it for someone who needs to catch up smdh

The best/worst is when you subskeet someone and then they show up in your mentions with minimal self awareness being like “I KNOW RIGHT????”

Dear reader, they in fact, do not know lol

You have already lost it!!!!!!!

Hey you! Yes you! I know you want a boyfriend real bad but like shhhh about it because talking about it too much is a red flag that you want a relationship more than you care about individual people. It radiates off ya like crazy and is repelling the discerning hotties. Much love and good luck! 💋

Oh I see Mike got here first lololol

Well

Gm ☀️

If I just BREEEEEEAAATHE
LET IT FILL THE SPACE BETWEEN
I’LL KNOW EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT

Likewise New!!!

A moment of gratitude for my lawyer 🙏🏻

Sequoia bonsai in training planted in a dark earth coloured oval pot with moss covered soil surface.

Sequoia bonsai in training planted in a dark earth coloured oval pot with moss covered soil surface. Close up

Sequoia bonsai in training.

🌱🇳🇿

Finally I’ve read something on here that makes me feel younger 😭

We didn't ruin the economy.
We didn't get you laid off.
We didn't replace you with AI.
We didn't raise gas prices.
We didn't foreclose your home.
We didn't cause your divorce.
We didn't get your kid snatched by ICE.
We aren't in the Epstein files.

Leave us the fuck alone.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MY ANUS IS BLEEDING

5 stars? That’s sus

It’s a rather expensive hobby which requires a lot of sustained care soooooo I need to make sure I’m 100% in before I go for it 🤪

Why does your god forsaken country have to make life so difficult for everyone 😭

Yeah and go stretch out the back of your legs!!!

So much of being gay online is just “would” but can’t because they’re anywhere from
3000-15,000 km’s away

Haha have you ever setup a planted tank before???????????

It’s so handy having an aquarium only store so there are no other pets that want to come home and live with me while I’m there resisting the urge to spend $1000 on a tank setup

Alright I’m only going to say this once,

shoulders back and away from the ears.

You will thank me someday when you are geriatric *and* hunch free

I made it through this time, but we’re not out of the woods yet

Sometimes I do wish post prompts would self destruct after 24 hours