Ginger Beef 🫚

I find it even funnier whether no-one gets it 😂

i am a banana 🍌

Well as you can imagine this cartoon was very unsettled to discover that his anus was indeed bleeding. Everyone drowned in his blood too which did not help

Yes that is what I’m saying lol

I have thought about doing that but it kind of annoys me that it’d be mislabeled lol

Bahahahaha so true. Personally I don’t care if something is spoiled for me, I’m not that kind of invested in media lol. However I don’t want to spoil things for others who are really invested hahaha.

I fully explained this to my mate this evening 😂

I’d be so gagged if Vanessa Carlton and Michelle Branch did a song together

Haha I wish I had a chest like Jesse Metcalfe

Haha I’m a gardener and yes we are always hiring 😂

You know I get the feeling he would have been up for that hahahaha

Sometimes you get a little tip and other times it’s the whole sausage!

Hahahahaha the way I was like “oh shit my bad sorry” and his vibes were sooo whatever

Like yes I’m just pulling these weeds here, oh and yes I see that you’re just going to put lotion on your entire body while I do that, go team!

He was not shy about it so I just kept working away lol

Client’s Brazilian brother is visiting and he left all the curtains open and showed me his big, fat, daddy, dong this morning lol

Probably should’ve thrown in a comma but whatever

Rihanna is a billionaire period.

I thought this was obvious but for many it is not!!!

One of the worst things about social media is there aren’t spoilers filters. Like how many of us just want to watch tv and post about it and whatever and not worry about ruining it for someone who needs to catch up smdh

The best/worst is when you subskeet someone and then they show up in your mentions with minimal self awareness being like “I KNOW RIGHT????”

Dear reader, they in fact, do not know lol

You have already lost it!!!!!!!

Hey you! Yes you! I know you want a boyfriend real bad but like shhhh about it because talking about it too much is a red flag that you want a relationship more than you care about individual people. It radiates off ya like crazy and is repelling the discerning hotties. Much love and good luck! 💋

Oh I see Mike got here first lololol

Well

Gm ☀️

If I just BREEEEEEAAATHE
LET IT FILL THE SPACE BETWEEN
I’LL KNOW EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT

Likewise New!!!

A moment of gratitude for my lawyer 🙏🏻

Sequoia bonsai in training planted in a dark earth coloured oval pot with moss covered soil surface.

Sequoia bonsai in training planted in a dark earth coloured oval pot with moss covered soil surface. Close up

Sequoia bonsai in training.

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