Jen needs a Wishing Well

Her tactic was ...ineffective

It also made me the target of such vicious misgender bullying, I nearly unalived myself

I vowed then to have the final say on my own hair

Regardless of toxic people & their aesthetic

So my hair remains long

While robbing the tradwives of perceived allyship 🪮

I am used to the reactionary aspects of my hair

Mom had this delusional idea that child me would be safe from predators if I looked like a boy as opposed to the way too unsupervised bastard daughter of a single mom

So she forced short hair on me until I threatened to drop out of school at age 14

My hair has a small following among children at book sales

The first time I wore my hair unpinned to a sale,
a little girl asked me if I was Ariel "because I know you aren't Merida, that's who I am!"

So apparently, dresses aren't required in order to look like a Disney Princess

Noted

I wear pocketed cargos / jeans & refuse to carry a purse bc too many book sales I attend go the way of literal mosh pits

A purse would slow me down & is too tantalizing a weapon to at my competition with

And while book sale Me is fierce to the point of being feral, I am not *rude*

So no purse
+

The scissors don't need to be hidden; I have no intention of cutting my hair shorter

The thing is, I love wearing my hair long styled in "traditional feminine" ways

All the more so bc I have limited chances to dress in "princess”, renn faire, & regency era costuming I am also obsessed with +

Mom: Well, they didn't need to use "m*aga" when "Tradwife" was right there

Me: 😱WHAT did you just say???!!!😱

Mom: Wait, you didn't know you have tradwife hair?!

Me, jokingly indignant: LITTLE MERMAID IS ALSO RIGHT THERE!!!

Mom: I'll hide the scissors & order you Midnight Ruby hair dye then 😂

The Erica photo mom pulls up is slightly different

The length & curl is the same, only this time, the very front part is worn in a braided crown on top of her head

EXACTLY the way I wear my hair when I need it out of my face & my all time favorite style for attending book sales

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I follow Resisters on my other Bluesky & pictures of a certain Erica are polluting it

Her "unstyled" hair is flowing freely, the same length (& curl level I favor) mine was a week ago

So I tell mom (who witnessed one of the "m*ga hair" comments) to look Erica up as an example

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Is that the one that Kate from Jon and Kate + 8 popularized?

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FEED ME, SEYMOUR 🌱

To anyone who votes in American elections and who has also ever changed their last name

But ESPECIALLY to Republican women,

I hope you enjoyed your freedom to vote while you had it

Once the SAVE Act passes, you won't be voting anymore

And yes, *you DID, indeed, vote for this*

#FAFO

Stop calling him an "embarrassment"

It minimizes his impact on and the threat he poses to hundreds of millions of people

He's a mass murderer and a serial rapist

Bees and hornets and yellowjackets too

Have the orb people commented yet

Yep

Happy birthday 🎂

No problems, just like to know which protein I'm eating so I can watch my cholesterol 😀

Thank you!

Huge lips and huge cheekbones, achieved by injections of collagen & filler, and/or surgery. Really waxy looking skin. False eyelashes. It's technically called "Mar-A-Lago Face" and there's a female and male version of it.

Imo, they all look like "plastic surgery gone wrong" cases

What are you serving at the buffet these days?

Me either

Until the first comment

And then I googled it and still haven't recovered

There's also "m*ga face*, but fortunately I am in no danger of THAT

😂 for the denim skirted middle aged pentecostal woman

That's why I kept mine long enough to braid and to tie in a knot of top of my head - I can't cope with it when it's too short to tie in a knot

My hair on Halloween

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Me: Spends 7 years growing my shoulder length hair to my waist

Me, after the 3rd "Oh your hair is *so* M*GA & beautiful” comment: chops off 4 inches

Now it's just above my lower back

Still long

Just not "M*GA long"

And much easier to care for & style with my slightly disabled hands

Me with the Idaho4 case

But the formerly robust population of fellow obsessives have also abandoned X

I'm pleased for them

The YouTube crowd was always more welcoming anyways

Today, I'm singing

🎵goodbye
to people whose every word is just a lie
like a guilty man who knows he's gonna fry🎵

While laughing at the departure of Vinay Prassad from the FDA

May all the people he killed weigh on his soul for eternity

#WhyWhyWhy
#TheAirborneToxicEvent

I'm a lightweight too!

So much