I saw six, wrote about two, and put two in my year-end list. Good looking out, @timgrierson.bsky.social! www.rogerebert.com/festivals/re...
I saw six, wrote about two, and put two in my year-end list. Good looking out, @timgrierson.bsky.social! www.rogerebert.com/festivals/re...
I canβt help but think that, when you-know-who dies, his autopsy will either be permanently classified or the thing that sets off a global revolution.
Just when you thought things couldnβt get any more fucked up, John Oliver informs you that itβs even worse.
We will be paying for Orange Boyβs damage for generations. youtu.be/tU8S13xYJNM?...
Random hot take: Gregg Araki's NOWHERE is the movie Larry Clark's KIDS should've been.
(cue long fart noise)
If all this shit was a movie youβd walk out saying it was too far fetched.
There were times during Bidenβs presidency when I thought back to Orange Boyβs first term and was like, did all that shit really happen?
I wish I could go back to those moments of peaceful reflection.
The fucked-up part is I might get kicked out before he does because Iβm late on my rent and heβs always on time.
Just got into it with my old roommate who takes my loose hair from the bathtub and smears it on the toilet we share. He started yelling about wanting to βcatch me outside,β and when I said letβs go, thatβs when he pulled out a taser.
I got the whole thing on video, if you wanna see it.
Filthy McNasty on Houston food influencers. www.houstoniamag.com/eat-and-drin...
I wanted to mention that SIMPSONS moment, but I couldnβt think of a good place for it.
I wrote this.
You know Audra McDonaldβs phone has been blowing up thanks to Timothee Chalametβs young ass.
I wrote about IL POSTINO (THE POSTMAN) for @crooked-marquee.bsky.social. crookedmarquee.com/harveys-hell...
Iβm actually shocked we havenβt gotten a Rick James mention until now. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
Some weekend ish for @culturemap.bsky.social. houston.culturemap.com/news/enterta...
I wrote this.
Remember, all of this is happening because White people really, really didnβt want a Black female president. #neverforget
Looking back at my childhood, Iβm quite certain my mother thought I was a fucking weirdo.
SINNERS won big earlier tonight, and it can happen again. open.substack.com/pub/unclecri...
I still remember @splicedpersonality.bsky.social telling me about the time he missed shooting his shot with Neve Campbell.
I knew that story would end up in a review one day. open.substack.com/pub/splicedp...
I always thought Tim Heideckerβs βstand-upβ was him snarkily playing up the hack-comic stereotype for the alt-/anti-comedy crowd.
Now, I realize that he was preparing us for all these popular, alt-right clowns who claim to be edgy but are really just assholes. youtu.be/0gnnFVRlucg?...
SNL has now done two episodes in a row where the pretty-boy guest host turns out to be a secret physical comedian β and I donβt like it.
I know the upcoming Gosling/Styles episodes are gonna piss me the hell off.
Random hot take: The best MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE movies are the ones that had Jeremy Renner in it.
I went to the Wayback Machine to see if Armond Whiteβs rave of TOMCATS (aka the first review of his I read that made me think, βIs dude for real?β) still exists online.
When you find out the "top-notch hater" journalist Jasmine Crockett kicked out of an event was Taylor Lorenz.
So, you say the guy who directed TEACHING MRS. TINGLE didnβt do a good job with the latest SCREAM sequel.
Yeah, not that surprising. crookedmarquee.com/harveys-hell...
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