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Craig D. Lindsey

@unclecrizzle

I write. A lot. unclecrizzle@gmail.com

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Harvey Weinstein: The Rikers Interview In his first major sit-down from behind bars, the disgraced mogul fumes about life at Rikers ("I’m dying here"), his wrecked legacy and his delusions about the future ("I will be proven innocent. That...

It takes a true narcissistic sociopath to believe there’s light at the end of this tunnel.

Also, someone needs to tell him that sexual assault isn’t just rape. It’s also years of abusing your power and forcing women into non-consensual sexual relations. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

12.03.2026 02:29 👍 0 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Remembering the Forgotten Movies of the 2026 Oscar Season A salute to the urgent documentaries, quiet dramas and provocative filmmakers who were ignored by Academy voters.

I saw six, wrote about two, and put two in my year-end list. Good looking out, @timgrierson.bsky.social! www.rogerebert.com/festivals/re...

10.03.2026 10:54 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t help but think that, when you-know-who dies, his autopsy will either be permanently classified or the thing that sets off a global revolution.

10.03.2026 01:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
USAID: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
USAID: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more fucked up, John Oliver informs you that it’s even worse.

We will be paying for Orange Boy’s damage for generations. youtu.be/tU8S13xYJNM?...

09.03.2026 07:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Random hot take: Gregg Araki's NOWHERE is the movie Larry Clark's KIDS should've been.

09.03.2026 06:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(cue long fart noise)

08.03.2026 18:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If all this shit was a movie you’d walk out saying it was too far fetched.

08.03.2026 00:21 👍 328 🔁 31 💬 34 📌 2

There were times during Biden’s presidency when I thought back to Orange Boy’s first term and was like, did all that shit really happen?

I wish I could go back to those moments of peaceful reflection.

08.03.2026 01:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
07.03.2026 19:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The fucked-up part is I might get kicked out before he does because I’m late on my rent and he’s always on time.

07.03.2026 18:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just got into it with my old roommate who takes my loose hair from the bathtub and smears it on the toilet we share. He started yelling about wanting to “catch me outside,” and when I said let’s go, that’s when he pulled out a taser.

I got the whole thing on video, if you wanna see it.

07.03.2026 18:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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It’s Not Just Free Food Houston food influencers say their job involves strategy, contracts, ethics, and very long days.

Filthy McNasty on Houston food influencers. www.houstoniamag.com/eat-and-drin...

07.03.2026 11:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wanted to mention that SIMPSONS moment, but I couldn’t think of a good place for it.

07.03.2026 08:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wrote this.

07.03.2026 08:16 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

You know Audra McDonald’s phone has been blowing up thanks to Timothee Chalamet’s young ass.

07.03.2026 01:36 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Harvey's Hellhole: Il Postino (The Postman) — Crooked Marquee With the Oscars around the corner, this month’s look at the cinematic misdeeds of Miramax returns to a movie lost to time: the 1995 Best Picture nominee that served as a dry run for the success of “Li...

I wrote about IL POSTINO (THE POSTMAN) for @crooked-marquee.bsky.social. crookedmarquee.com/harveys-hell...

06.03.2026 22:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m actually shocked we haven’t gotten a Rick James mention until now. www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

06.03.2026 06:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Here are the top 14 things to do in Houston this weekend We’re officially in rodeo mode, which means Ubers and METRORails will be filled with cowboy hat-wearing folk, heading over to NRG Park and indulging in all the western extravagance.

Some weekend ish for @culturemap.bsky.social. houston.culturemap.com/news/enterta...

05.03.2026 08:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wrote this.

03.03.2026 20:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember, all of this is happening because White people really, really didn’t want a Black female president. #neverforget

02.03.2026 09:42 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Looking back at my childhood, I’m quite certain my mother thought I was a fucking weirdo.

02.03.2026 08:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Dear Oscars, Just Give Everything to 'Sinners' Hear me out: a clean sweep for Ryan Coogler's blood-and-blues orgy on Oscar night could be what this country needs right now

SINNERS won big earlier tonight, and it can happen again. open.substack.com/pub/unclecri...

02.03.2026 07:04 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Review - Scream 7 Starring Neve Campbell, Courtney Cox, Isabel May, Jasmin Savoy Brown.

I still remember @splicedpersonality.bsky.social telling me about the time he missed shooting his shot with Neve Campbell.

I knew that story would end up in a review one day. open.substack.com/pub/splicedp...

02.03.2026 07:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
An Evening With Tim Heidecker | Stand-Up Special
An Evening With Tim Heidecker | Stand-Up Special YouTube video by Tim Heidecker

I always thought Tim Heidecker’s “stand-up” was him snarkily playing up the hack-comic stereotype for the alt-/anti-comedy crowd.

Now, I realize that he was preparing us for all these popular, alt-right clowns who claim to be edgy but are really just assholes. youtu.be/0gnnFVRlucg?...

01.03.2026 09:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SNL has now done two episodes in a row where the pretty-boy guest host turns out to be a secret physical comedian — and I don’t like it.

I know the upcoming Gosling/Styles episodes are gonna piss me the hell off.

01.03.2026 06:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Random hot take: The best MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE movies are the ones that had Jeremy Renner in it.

01.03.2026 03:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I went to the Wayback Machine to see if Armond White’s rave of TOMCATS (aka the first review of his I read that made me think, “Is dude for real?”) still exists online.

28.02.2026 08:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a bandana is talking into a microphone . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a bandana is talking into a microphone .

When you find out the "top-notch hater" journalist Jasmine Crockett kicked out of an event was Taylor Lorenz.

28.02.2026 06:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Harvey's Hellhole: Teaching Mrs. Tingle — Crooked Marquee This month’s examination of the cinematic misdeeds of Miramax spotlights Kevin Williamson’s directorial debut, a would-be black comedy softened and spoiled by the brothers Weinstein.

So, you say the guy who directed TEACHING MRS. TINGLE didn’t do a good job with the latest SCREAM sequel.

Yeah, not that surprising. crookedmarquee.com/harveys-hell...

28.02.2026 04:13 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0