UncannyKyle

Why wouldn’t you just sort them by month and date?

“A stand that folds flat for travel can be used to prop up and turn tablets and smartphones into makeshift monitors, while the hub connects to those devices using a short built-in USB-C cable that can be stored underneath it.”
Weird thing to put in the middle of an article @theverge.com

a group of people are sitting around a table with plates of food ALT: a group of people are sitting around a table with plates of food

I've never played Hades, but I am playing River City Girls solo, basically fighting waves of enemies until I get a level up or enough to go buy more moves and items, and that's pretty similar to what I've heard people say Hades is like. So I consider it a stealth rouge-like now.

I’m allergic to cakes that suck

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

Watching the “Back to the Future” reboot where Marty time travels back 30 years to 1996;
“Look pal, if I gave you zero Coke it’d just be an empty glass.”
(“Hell” by Squirrel Nut Zippers plays in the background)

I haven’t really paid attention to 2witch, but is this one where you can find it cheaper at Walmart?

61 years ago today, a group of 600 peaceful protestors began a 54-mile march from Selma to the steps of the Alabama state capitol in Montgomery— in response to the police murder of 26-year-old Army veteran Jimmie Lee Jackson during an attempted march in Marion, AL two weeks prior.

“Mean tweets and cheap gas.”

LOVE KNOWER, “Crash the Car” is on my sleep playlist

Yeah, I know the line is “she got fired!” But they made a new job for her. I lost a grandmother to her covid response as governor, this doesn’t feel like justice.

He’s really excited to beat up minorities.

I just realized; the only “X-Files” episode I ever watched was “Home,” which only aired once, and the only “Lone Gunmen” episode I watched was the pilot, which predicted 9/11. Woo boy.

If @teamfourstar.bsky.social ever figures out how to do MCU Abridged, Disney would probably pay them to do it.

Tabloid nothing, you can see on her own Twitter account back in 2020 she wasn’t wearing a wedding ring when the two of them campaigned for Trump. She’s banging him like a screen door.

It’s the Earth-One suit, interesting.

I genuinely think it’s because she doesn’t trust voters to be smart enough to know who she is if she went back to her maiden name, or even became Kristi Lewandowski.

So nice of him to take time away from his girlfriend in Aberdeen, whose existence is apparently a public secret.

I saw “Scary Movie” in the theater. That shit was AWFUL. This sounds like a return to form.

Not super relevant but as a lifelong Marvel fan I love that people know who Reed Richards is now.

It does but only one broken hinge.

Remember how at the end of "Logan" the only thing keeping him going was when they'd juice him up?

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

FUCK THE HENNEPIN CPUNTY SHERIFFS OFFICE

video from iceout.org earlier today at the whipple outside minneapolis shows a hennepin county sheriff’s deputy shoving the head of a protestor who was already tackled into the ground

we need someone to challenge dawanna witt for sheriff. this brutality happening under her watch is unacceptable

Now you’re just bragging.

Two things; either he’s especially demented this weekend and doesn’t know the date, or they have a bot taking over his account because they’re doing a “Weekend at Bernie’s” and it’s posting old news like a lot of bots have been lately.