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As defense I'm neutered and spayed. Fucking running. Not a doctor. "The future will be better tomorrow." - Dan Quayle

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Oh no mine is just a box full of demands

09.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t want to freak anyone out but I haven’t even thought about opening my laptop today

09.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Jerry, [Jack Nicholson grinning and nodding]

09.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A remake of Memento where Joe Pantoliano is replaced by Claude

09.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Better get a net!

08.03.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A what percent?

08.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@thomasjarvis.bsky.social sabbatical going well I see

08.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What if consciousness is extremely exotic and we barely understand one kind of it?

08.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah this is some skirting of his cosmetic routine for sure

08.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who spends nearly 18% of his life being conscious, I’m somewhat of an expert on the topic…

08.03.2026 13:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shyamalan twist: I actually died at the gym on Thursday but I’m only figuring that out now

08.03.2026 13:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What I love about the fog of war is how it doesn’t apply to the internet.

07.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That sounds like less of a her problem and more of a everyone else problem to me

07.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

himbo fr fr

07.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was the pickle/chips thing

07.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Neo: Dude.

06.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s wise to workshop new bits in case they try to verify you

06.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My brain briefly did that thing it used to do in the first term and let slip a reflexive β€œsurely, he won’t survive this.”

06.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How am I supposed to be older than Al Horford?

06.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Prince The Artist giving advice about Internet
Prince The Artist giving advice about Internet YouTube video by Serdar BalcΔ±

"Don't be fooled by the Internet. It's cool to get on the computer, but don't let the computer get on you. It's cool to use the computer, don't let the computer use you. There's a war going on, the battlefield's the mind, and the prize is the soul. Be very careful."
-Some Guy, in 1999

05.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

both

05.03.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s surge again
Like we did last summer

04.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nude on TV

04.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@doughnuts.bsky.social

04.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Police Story
Spiritual Kung Fu
The Heroic Trio

03.03.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Where my head is at

02.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 3, Episode 9: Road Warrior

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 3, Episode 9: Road Warrior

02.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jim Osterberg sighting

02.03.2026 16:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An old cable switch box from the 1980s. There is a row of 12 buttons, and a toggle to select between three channels on each button.

An old cable switch box from the 1980s. There is a row of 12 buttons, and a toggle to select between three channels on each button.

If man needed more than 37 channels, god would have provided for that

02.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2