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Simon St.Laurent

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"Enraged hermit" aspiring to chaotic good. Tech, gardening, politics, Quakerism, Green, and more. Cis, he/his. Also @simonstl@mastodon.social

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This is it. The pinnacle of personal computing.

11.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

about $50 million going by

11.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 416 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 6

Anyway from my point of view as someone who lives miles away: the choice Mainers have to make is between an elderly governor who refused to protect immigrants from the gestapo, a guy who used to have a Nazi tattoo, and a progressive who only posted her platform this week

It's not a fun choice!!!!

11.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 120 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLet us eat one last cookie, and then we will stop.”

11.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

Honestly, though, the best and smartest move would be to buy an identical pair of shoes in your size and wear them like they are the gift pair. This is not hard.

11.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

The older I get the more I settle into the grim conviction that fighting for a better world means accepting that between 30% and 40% of your fellow human beings will hate you, will try to stop you every inch of the way, and will resent that better world and work to destroy it even if you succeed

11.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

I can't muster any surprise, but my head is hitting my desk nonetheless

11.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

as someone who monitors right wing media, its under discussed right now but i can tell you conservatives are absolutely terrified of the way talarico is using religious messaging against them

11.03.2026 17:20 πŸ‘ 5820 πŸ” 1061 πŸ’¬ 171 πŸ“Œ 60

Lived under both his SF mayoral terms as well. His basis for governance is compassed around feeding his overflowing narcissism (similar to Trump), not underlying core principles. Occasionally some of his policies are good, but only by chance. Can we learn to stop supporting crazed narcissists?

10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I violently agree with this dek:

β€œThe idea that Democrats are weirdly and extremely obsessed with "identity politics" and pronouns is a right wing propaganda fiction not supported by polling data, and Democratic party leaders should not be perpetuating it.”

10.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 309 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Whereas you grew up and live your adult life using taxpayer dollars to peddle bullshit.

10.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find this so plausible that it genuinely makes my stomach hurt. There are no jokes to make about it.

10.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 258 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4

I don't want to do a whole long rant on this, so I'll just say: the reason fossil fuels & other aligned incumbents don't want to transition to clean energy is that it will *damage their material interests*. And folks, they understand their own material interests. Really well!

10.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 665 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 11

hear me out: let's bring back airships

10.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 272 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 27

I just got an email pushing a new book, and ... I'm not going to call out the book itself, cause I don't wanna ruin anyone's day, but ... I am going to subtweet it.

It's yet another book on how the problem with climate change is ... the way we talk about it! "Framing"! "Messaging"!

10.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 490 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 18
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The grim choice facing the Trump administration: Economic or naval collapse? | CNN Business The Trump administration is currently trapped between the specter of a global economic recession and a naval catastrophe.

"Kuwait, Iraq, and the UAE are shutting off wells as storage tanks overflow. Once these wells go dark, they cannot simply be flipped back on, creating a looming supply crater that would create a cascading effect on the global economy." www.cnn.com/2026/03/09/b...

10.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Normally when someone is this deluded, you'd ask them to name the president to see how far they're really gone

09.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 3295 πŸ” 608 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 17

Trump can just openly say β€œI am doing this to bring in a one party state for 50 years” and commentators will hem and haw about the intricacies of carrying off a talking filibuster

09.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 796 πŸ” 203 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m very bored with the fact that famous people get to take over ideas they don’t actually understand. It’s really starting to piss me off

09.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today’s quotes

09.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Our government is treating the suffering of the Iranian people as a backdrop for our own entertainment, as if it’s just another piece of content to be swiped through while we’re waiting in line at the grocery store"

Cardinal Blase J. Cupich, archbishop of Chicago

bit.ly/4bxp5ND

09.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

also, you know what is a great way to get a bunch of people to apply for a job?

you announce a job opening

it's a straightforward as that

09.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

every few years society reinvents the "coffee flavored coffee" rant from first principles. in fact the first known incident of coffee-flavored-coffee induced rage dates to 1534 when Ahmad bin Abd al-Haqq al-Sunbati persuaded a group of listeners to destroy coffee shops in Cairo selling flat whites

09.03.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 557 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

As an Iranian who hates the regime, this is tragic.

As a person who follows news, the US has given Iran EVERY reason to go hardline.

When the reward for good-faith negotiations is bombed schools & hospitals, assassinated leaders, and OIL RAINING FROM THE SKY, the definition of "pragmatic" changes.

09.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that is their future. And they’re right to do so.

45-60 is a terrifying age bracket when it comes to money. You’ve accumulated a boatload of financial responsibility so that a job loss becomes crushing. And our society is so ageist that getting a new, reasonably paying job is incredibly hard.

08.03.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 4

Our current software crisisβ€”we've had a fewβ€”has been ramping up IMO since the post-2007 bailouts. Instead of reforming and regulating finance, the US decided to let the finance industry basically take over, which hasn't been great overall, but for software it's meant that "quality" stopped mattering

09.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

While it’s true that not everyone in the 80s was living blissfully in a one income family, it’s also true that the ability to do so has disappeared almost entirely in the working and middle class, and the places you could do so have drastically changed.

09.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Let me tell you something. Y’all are asking too many damn questions at every point of sale. I have to leave a comment, make a suggestion, donate to a charity, choose a method of payment three times and then multiple choice of ways to get a receipt.

Take the damn money and leave me alone.

09.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 3938 πŸ” 462 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 133

Only chauvinism keeps English from being labeled a creole.

09.03.2026 16:50 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

yes

09.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 105 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0