Cody Albert

Two guys looking at a scooter made out of paper towel rolls and castor wheels. One guy says to the other, “What do we have here?” The other guy replies, “My luxury scooter.” The text reads: Meanwhile, in a time of suspiciously low-cost products being sold online… When you buy online, buy from reputable sellers. If the price seems too good to be true, the product might not be authentic or original, and may be unsafe. If you have a problem with a product or want to return or exchange it, look for the “sold by” information.

The first week of March is National Consumer Protection Week. Buy from reputable sellers when you buy online.

Somebody lend me $5,000 so I can adopt the 😅 emoji, I need it

LOGGING ON

This happened to me one night and I thought I was going crazy. Eventually it just.. got better? I was seeing it on some other sites as well, I use Chrome

Also took the opportunity to rep my favorite Epic game, of course

Today marks the completion of my 10th year at Epic, so I'm celebrating with a beer at the brewery that opened up right around when I started. Time sure flies 😅

You can listen to a mashup of some of the battle music I wrote in this awesome new release date trailer for People of Note here! Early the biggest musical challenge of my career so far, please share and wishlist on Steam! 🙏🎧 #PeopleofNote #annapurnainteractive #IridiumStudios #gamedev #jrpg

I deleted Threads almost immediately because it specifically incentivizes this kind of post. A bit like sorting by controversial on Reddit. Every post I saw was not an actual opinion, it was just engagement bait. Very much inline with those ambiguous order-of-operations math posts.

Really excited for this one, the stuff they showed at MAGFest was incredible

Update: home trying to finally get some sleep and she's just staring at me and meowing

The Technical Journey of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 | Unreal Fest Stockholm 2025 YouTube video by Unreal Engine

"Clair Obscur was 95% Blueprints"

I've been eagerly waiting for this talk to be uploaded, great job Tom and team 💪

youtu.be/t1CrbTx6O6w?...

Mostly kidding, love my cat, we just have that sort of antagonist relationship tbh

Flying home just in time for Valentine's day so I can kiss my wife and kiss my dog and tell my cat that it's about time she made herself useful around here

That is who he will always be in my heart

I think it works in both directions actually

Funny that the first time I saw them in concert was their farewell tour uhhhh 23 years ago

Just got Five Iron Frenzy tickets, let's gooooo

My mom was a cheer coach like 20 years ago and I ended up at many a cheer competition, is it still 10 second clips of pop songs with annoying whip cracking sounds and air horns between each?

@christotten.bsky.social Really good stuff! Stoked for the release

Apply to present at Unreal Fest Chicago 2026 We’re looking for speakers to present at Unreal Fest Chicago 2026. Got a project built with Epic tools to showcase, or technical insights to share? Submit your session proposal today!

Hey #UEAudio and #MetaSound fans, consider submitting a talk proposal for UEFest this year! Deadline is Jan 22nd.

www.unrealengine.com/en-US/news/a...

I don't know where else to say it, so I'll say it here..

I am well and truly spent. Out of juice. Nothing left in the tank.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ok yeah I finished Rhythm Doctor and I'm about to make this game my whole personality for a bit.

Rhythm Doctor is so good y'all. Truly asking the hard questions, like "why does a rhythm game need more than one button?" and "why can't a rhythm game make you cry?"

Look out, folks. I'm back on my bullshit

I feel like you should know that my Bluesky permatab is in such a state that every time I accidentally hit Back from my feed, I end up on this thread and take a moment to scroll back through it before returning home.

Clair Obscur: Expedition Good Boy

So like.. what are you supposed to do if a product is under warranty and the company just doesn't respond via any of their communication channels? CFPB complaint? Small claims? I have some outdoor Hue lights that died after 8 months and I'm running out of options here..

Apparently my talk is live!

Sheeeeeesh My Hero Academia is really sticking the landing

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.