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(explaining menu UI design to an american) imagine a hamburger

28.07.2025 16:26 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

writeup: Porting Terraria and Celeste to the browser with WebAssembly
velzie.rip/blog/celeste...

fun little project i've been working on and off for about a year. boosts appreciated

25.05.2025 23:17 👍 12 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0
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Porting Terraria and Celeste to WebAssembly Absurdly cursed mono webassembly hacks, and a journey to create a project that definitely shouldn't exist

check out velzie.rip/blog/celeste...

25.05.2025 23:12 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

so windows is still shipping ie???? that's horrifying

17.04.2025 02:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is this actual npapi in chrome latest or some hack? that's crazy

17.04.2025 02:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

weed markiplier: was that the blunt of 87?

15.01.2025 15:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

bluesky

13.01.2025 17:31 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In Bluesky, they don't let you goon. They have the gooning material, but they don't have the tools. No bookmarks. In Bluesky, they have neoliberals.. no femcels... no gooning

08.12.2024 18:36 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

catgpt (knocking over various items on desk): mrrp :3

28.11.2024 16:19 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

🎉🎉

02.12.2024 19:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i think that dogpiling random people for the crime of posting on the platform that we were trying to get them to use instead of actually fixing any of the issues was a bad thing actually

02.12.2024 18:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did Kendrick reference the Freaky Papyrus meme in Not Like Us? 👇

“Freaky ahh fella he a 69 Blud!”💀
(I changed the lyrics a little so I wouldn’t have to type the curses)

If this was intentional this might be the most legandary meme crossover of 2024. 🔥❤️

01.12.2024 20:16 👍 63 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 1

thank you leastfavorite!

02.12.2024 05:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

everyone's complaining about hunter biden's pardon is wrong. the democrats need to break more rules and faster. go ahead and appoint a bunch of corrupt justices joe no one will care. fly your presidential jet directly into the trump tower i don't give a fuck

02.12.2024 05:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this is because hyprland fucking sucks 👍

02.12.2024 04:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

in the middle of buying memecoins & my braless wife grok brings me a Xeet (not asked for) as i get the elon musk Retweet

so, how is your day going 😅

02.12.2024 01:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OMG guys, Blue Sky is winning! Blue Sky is gonna be the new Twitter. We're gonna beat Twitter. We're gonna be so cool. Blue Sky's winning the battle against Twitter X! Elon Musk is going to kill himself tomorrow because all of the users are going to leave for blue sky.

30.11.2024 17:58 👍 7 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0
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MDproductions/1-bluesky-post · Datasets at Hugging Face We’re on a journey to advance and democratize artificial intelligence through open source and open science.

Hi all 👋

Today i want to announce my latest dataset. I have used the bluesky api to scrape some really valuable data. This dataset really reflects the current state of the platform. 🤗

It is under a very permissive licence so you can do anything with it! 🎉

huggingface.co/datasets/MDp...

29.11.2024 09:26 👍 193 🔁 33 💬 26 📌 6

it's because react native is capped to 30fps even when the actual screen can update faster

29.11.2024 23:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

at least they aren't calling it a fork i hate when people do that

29.11.2024 21:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

texting a robot girl and u gotta remember that the key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC-2119.

28.11.2024 21:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

out of all the frontends why did you have to port the worst one

28.11.2024 20:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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happy thank giving everyone ♥️♥️♥️

28.11.2024 18:37 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

pdses go offline god laughs

28.11.2024 17:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

catgpt (knocking over various items on desk): mrrp :3

28.11.2024 16:19 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

investors: hey openai where's the 7 billion you said you would make

sam altman (hiding gpt sex robot under the table): uhh.. there's current hallucination problems.. more research will emerge.. we need funding..

investor: holy shit is that tim sweeny
sweenygpt: i'm the founder of epic games

28.11.2024 16:19 👍 14 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

the worst part is it's in the core javascript spec not just web. the function exists in node too and any other place with embedded js

28.11.2024 15:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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shellcheck hates to see me winning

27.11.2024 05:24 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i can't believe they hit the twink towers never faggot 💔

21.10.2024 15:17 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

thank you to the bluesky mod team for being extremely based. they should ban everyone complaining about it next

25.11.2024 19:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0