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@ripperoni.com

10.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is it good that Iran is putting mines in the strait of hormuz? we asked this group of Iowa republican voters, who agreed that the real problem was trans athl

10.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 198 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

southern california is a magical place

10.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Experiencing Bij at the optometrist's office

10.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A kid could see a movie and grow up to be a star breathing the same air as Franz Ferdinand.

Yeah, pre-WWI cinema is extremely under-discussed. Let's talk about all movies made between 1980 and 2020, leaving out anything made before 2000.

10.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

bagels are arguably the most lgbtq food

10.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Early movies were like "Yes, we will record a death defying dive! Our cameras are at the ready! In he goes! And up... up? Lyle. Lyle? The bubbles can't be good right? Do you think he's stuck down there... Lyle? ... Cheese it, the cops!" (runs away)

10.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING NEWS: Shit is Fucked and It’s Getting Worse

10.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I am so excited to get this one out to you all. Tomorrow evening on YouTube and Thursday morning wherever you listen to podcasts!

If you can't wait, this thread has the Patreon early access episode in audio and video form:

10.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

i prefer β€œthere are cathedrals everywhere…”

10.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*bot-tan voice*

relatable

10.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

kute kat kafe i cannot not see it

10.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
10.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1142 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 5
10.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 276 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Normalcy has vanished for Sama'a and her family, but with Eid nearly here maybe we can help give them a single normal day of celebration. Please give what you can.

chuffed.org/project/157569

10.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 137 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 5

hi

10.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

you ever see a woman that's so pretty your first thought is damn I should kill myself

10.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
Strange Tales 11 (879)

Strange Tales 11 (879)

10.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I am begging, straight up pleading with these unfathomably rich pieces of shit to take some of that money and buy themselves some eyebrows

10.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, the joke should be the gay of hormuz

10.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

i feel disgustingly woke saying this but it’s true

10.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@pftompkins.bsky.social that’s hilarious but also the opposite of trans is technically β€œcis” not β€œstraight” and straight trans people do exist!

10.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

When will there be a TRANS of Hormuz

10.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 1827 πŸ” 182 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🫑

10.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the lines for the womens bathroom are the greatest oppression we face as a gender. hurry it the fuck up ladies

10.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
A blonde woman with loud plastic bangles, red-framed glasses, and a bowl of cereal

A blonde woman with loud plastic bangles, red-framed glasses, and a bowl of cereal

I keep thinking that's Kyrsten Sinema in the Honey Nut Cheerios commercials.

10.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

>china steals my data
>its 5g

gg losers you just gave yourselves autism

10.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
I don't care if the Chinese steal my data
I have an Unlimited Plan

I don't care if the Chinese steal my data I have an Unlimited Plan

10.03.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 295 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

We’re ngmi

10.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

IT’S MOVIE TIME

10.03.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0