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He/him/his. I may have fallen for your body, but it's your mind that's keeping me up. Use your words, please. Gatherer of experiences. Bringer of jokes.

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Gents, a refresher to help maximize your experience:

Discretion doesn't start with me not walking across the lobby of a 4-star hotel in pleasers and a bandage dress at 2pm on a Tuesday. It starts with you!

Here's how to take control of your journey and better ensure a fantastic experience...🧡

23.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 106 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 7

Soon to be at least 627. πŸ˜‰

14.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Adult, yes, but too late to pull that off. Also, tonight's really the unique opportunity to gift this. I should have been better prepared.

14.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜† Shorter visit and at a fixed location, so I might not be as fancy. But we'll see. πŸ˜‰

14.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Old friends for lunch today, and a first-time meeting tonight. 😏

14.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That looks waffly good.

14.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn mirror should just shut up and be happy that it gets to be that close to that level of beauty.

14.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get on this, Ottawa.

14.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I discovered a bunch of little individual wedges from a Pizza Hut Hershey's chocolate chip cookie in my freezer earlier this week. No idea how long they'd been there, but it's been a good, long while.

Defrosting and reheating one a night. Still yummy...

14.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, loving that idea. Thank you. πŸ₯Ή

The weird thing is that when it does arrive, the copy I'll have now as a replacement will be a completely different edition (same one you have). So it'll look different on my shelf, which'll be weird.

14.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair.

14.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Find someone from Toronto who wants to live the opposite part-time in Vancouver and swap? πŸ˜‰

14.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think that "Heated Rivalry" show came out of a series of books that's either seven or eight deep.

14.03.2026 01:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

One of these days, I'm going to figure out your pattern for when you lock your website and when you don't. πŸ˜†

13.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The book I ordered to gift to my date tomorrow night has not shown up, and will not show up on time. Which means that if I'm going to gift it as intended... I'm going to have to gift my own personal copy.

I am shook. 🫨

13.03.2026 22:36 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just sharing the facts. 😘

13.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big yes πŸ‘ to greetings in street wear!

13.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d had an account here for a while, but I lost about a quarter of my following list on X over just a few weeks in the fall. Pushed me over here as my main channel, and now I have more accounts I follow that are here than aren’t. And more every week.

13.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of SW accounts have talked about it over there. I don’t tend to follow other clients, but I’ve talked about it a bunch too, and I amplify anyone over there pointing over to their accounts here.

Clients were have to be pretty clueless not to notice their β€œFollowing” number dropping.

13.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry - that's you with no makeup? Come on... 😍🫠

*googles Faye's rates for overnights*

13.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I like your plates!

13.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Popping over here from x @daleyddd🩡

Popping over here from x @daleyddd🩡

12.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like a pageant title - β€œMiss Being in a Bikini”. I suspect you could win.

12.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or talk on speaker. Or listen to music.

Ugh - it’s not enough that you’re hot? Now you want the same people off your lawn as I do? Give me strength… 🫠

12.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You’ll be missed! 😘

12.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In other words, book the girl. Well, woman - she’s all woman.

12.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trio? Oof… That’d be upper-tier bucket list. And possibly sensory overload.

12.03.2026 11:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This reads as if it were written by a dapper gentleman from a different era. I love it. 😏

12.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0