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He's just this guy, you know? | I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this

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She would be an antagonist if she had any ability

13.03.2026 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Local community theatre production of JCSS has a frankly incredible Judas

12.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You gotta burn the trees

11.03.2026 04:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Caused by me complaining about the number of fandom videos I see set to specifically and exclusively the last verse of The Boxer

Not every character is a boxer and a fighter by his trade, and that's okay!

11.03.2026 03:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tonight's five minute aside to listen to Simon and Garfunkel, cause they've never heard The Boxer

11.03.2026 03:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Attack the trees

09.03.2026 01:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is SO young and so clever and so brave and so determined

09.03.2026 01:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look at my beautiful cake

08.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of Mia's hobbies is opening my closet door, looking in it, and then leaving without going into the closet

06.03.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then what are they kneading all this bread for?

01.03.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish I could read Amber Alerts when they come through my phone, but I have to press the button to make That Fucking Sound stop immediately, and that also makes the text go away

Which seems like bad design if you want people to read them

01.03.2026 05:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They made me change one of my initial prompts because it's "too obscure" and they would have to "provide context for what it means" cause I guess it requires you to have "read Robert Heinlein" or something

01.03.2026 02:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At least one of my nine prompts will probably do something for you

01.03.2026 02:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you wanna play FRLG... there are better ways

27.02.2026 07:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to bed angry that they're trying to sell me FRLG again

27.02.2026 07:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do try

26.02.2026 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No you should kill everyone who heard the question

26.02.2026 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The eggplant benedict is so fucking good, I can never order anything else off the brunch menu

21.02.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I don't know the phone number of anyone in this country, including myself. I only know my mom's number (in another country) (not my emergency contact) (would at least then have Jared's number to contact them for me)

19.02.2026 03:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Discord screenshot where the first person, name cropped, says, "I'm done with the TV room, in case you want to use it." and the second person, named Alex, says, "i have been seduced by the siren song of sitting at my desk and gently stabbing a horse".

Discord screenshot where the first person, name cropped, says, "I'm done with the TV room, in case you want to use it." and the second person, named Alex, says, "i have been seduced by the siren song of sitting at my desk and gently stabbing a horse".

I like to keep things weird for our roommates

19.02.2026 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2, with 1 and 5 being the worst to me. In my head, I read โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ as a kind of glottal stop sound, so I don't want it at the end of a sentence.

18.02.2026 22:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Genuinely the OTP of my heart

18.02.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A braided ring king cake, covered in pinkish red icing, drizzles of red gel, and gold sprinkles.

A braided ring king cake, covered in pinkish red icing, drizzles of red gel, and gold sprinkles.

A slice of cake on a saucer, showing the layers of pineapple sugar woven through the braid.

A slice of cake on a saucer, showing the layers of pineapple sugar woven through the braid.

Happy Fat Lunar New Year Tuesday! โšœ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿงง For my final king cake of the season I created a pineapple, cinnamon, and brown sugar filling and decorated the cake in Lunar New Year colours. I hope the year treats you sweetly.

18.02.2026 01:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 62 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yeah I figured I could get some of the muscle grain by just like. Doing the lazy thing. I do the same thing with a bunch of my mushrooms

17.02.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They offhandedly mentioned wanting salmon earrings, and I had some extra epoxy mixed up when i was doing something else, soooo

17.02.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A pair of earrings shaped like braided king cakes.

A pair of earrings shaped like braided king cakes.

A pair of earrings shaped like fried eggs.

A pair of earrings shaped like fried eggs.

A pair of earrings shaped like salmon sashimi.

A pair of earrings shaped like salmon sashimi.

I keep forgetting to take photos of earrings before I give them to @iodhadh.bsky.social, so here's what I've made them in the last month

17.02.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

During the Friend at the Table fashion show stream yesterday, I did have multiple people message me like omg Alex it's a round for you at the tiny prehistoric horse challenge

17.02.2026 20:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A needlefelted horse in the style of the Lascaux Cave paintings laying next to a custom stand.

A needlefelted horse in the style of the Lascaux Cave paintings laying next to a custom stand.

One of my Lascaux Cave horses is still available on Ko-fi, too!

ko-fi.com/s/70790863c6

17.02.2026 20:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A needlefelted figure in process. It's somewhere between a horse, deer, and goat, with cloven hooves.

A needlefelted figure in process. It's somewhere between a horse, deer, and goat, with cloven hooves.

And here's to many more horses and horse adjacent creatures this year!

The first one completed this year will hopefully be this unicorn

17.02.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of two sculpted waterhorses, one smaller and gray and one larger, angrier, and black. Both have plants growing in their manes and tails.

A photo of two sculpted waterhorses, one smaller and gray and one larger, angrier, and black. Both have plants growing in their manes and tails.

A needlefelted eohippus, a prehistoric horse ancestor, standing on a bookshelf.

A needlefelted eohippus, a prehistoric horse ancestor, standing on a bookshelf.

A needlefelted horse in the sole of the Lascaux Cave paintings on a stand, so it looks mid leap.

A needlefelted horse in the sole of the Lascaux Cave paintings on a stand, so it looks mid leap.

Two more needlefelted horses in the style of the Lascaux Cave paintings, one small and one large.

Two more needlefelted horses in the style of the Lascaux Cave paintings, one small and one large.

Some of the very good horses I've made in the last year!

17.02.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0