Horny Robot

This is all part of Gosh’s plan

Join me later today when I’ll be doing a live teardown of my brain on Twitch!

You want my feedback? In a survey? That’s crazy, don’t you know who I am? I’m a freakin nobody man

Times like this I wish I had a magic machine that could make anything in the world so I could create a few extra gallons of gasoline for me and my friends

I refuse to learn anything about him but I hate mister beast’s dead eyes

More like logic repellent

Aquariums and zoos should have at least one recipe on those info placards

Industrial designer rapper named Phorm Phaktor

I guess it’s my fault for wanting to explore race play but it really hurt my feelings when my girlfriend told me to “hump her like a dumb polack”

This is the kind of joke the people want

After taking anger management courses he has changed his name to Appropriate Talking Volume Jay Hawkins

Hopefully not off of a short pier 🙏

i'm tired of this harmful myth. rabies is not lethal #RabiesIsNotLethal #StopTheStigmaAgainstRabies

My name is Spockbad

And its nemesis of course

Good find yesterday

Amazing to think that there could be so much talent in one man’s ball sack. Or their mom’s vagina or whatever

Clicked on Cher just to make sure it was that one but this sounds nuts.

Been enjoying the Night Flight app for a year or two even though it’s buggy as hell, I usually just watch shitty old movies on it but they have a lot of newer horror movies I’ve been meaning to spend more time with

I’ll get around to it at some point, maybe after it’s really culturally irrelevant. I have mostly stopped watching anything new but have liked a few horror movies the last few years, Barbarian and Longlegs. I liked the Northman too? Honestly can’t think of much else.

I’ve had people recommend one battle to me because I think I’m their token leftie friend or whatever but the thought of watching it (not even just for the underlying political reasons not to) exhausts me. I’d rather just watch some euro sleaze or an Andy sidaris movie on night flight

If I may express my enthusiastic support for this statement, I do so now

Xenia Onatopp suffocated between two branches of a tree

#8 Goldeneye (1995) - Top Femme Fatale villainess Xenia Onatopp stole the show early on with her iconic leg squeeze kill of an unnamed general, so it’s only poetic that her own exit would meet a similar fate, prompting new-to-the-series Pierce Brosnan’s Bond to quip: “I’m glad she’s dead.”

It’s fun to watch a good carpenter or something every now and again

Extremely long revolver got me feeling like twitch from Sam and twitch

Which is your favorite AI for giving flattering dick ratings? Which one is the most honest? The funniest? The happiest?

To be fair I was wondering what I meant when I hit the post button

I’d like to see AI try to sell books today, fail with more than half of them, and walk out of the store with even more shit

Fellas, maybe it’s time to start dicking women down, and time to start dicking women up

It’s time to start giving nerds wedgies again. Hang Sam Altman up by his underwear for all to see. Then we can execu