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Oh yay. More snow.

As a project manager trying to get AI to write decent meeting notes or status reports or even to find that decision I know we made, I spend more time fighting with AI than just doing it myself.

Mini schnauzer would like some pets now please.

News cycle is bleak. Let's just all take a moment and appreciate my cute doggie. #SchnauzerGang

When you think you have a light meeting day, but it's just that all the meeting series expired in Feb... #PMlife #meetinghostage

Small dog howling at winter while wrapped in a nice blanket

DO NOT WANT MORE SNOW!!!!

#winterstorm #SchnauzerGang #needmoreblankets #scampithegreat

I pounce on my mom while she's still sleeping and make her give one to me!!

What? How?? Pls tell me you steal them later when they are nice and stinky.

So cute!!

Thank you. She really is.

Mini schnauzer nibbling on the toes of her Little Bear toy.

I have just learned there is a #schnauzerGang. Please meet Scampi, sock demon and barker extraordinaire. She just turned 10. #dogsofbluesky

That's it. I'm writing an app that will tell you how much your dog will bark at a given show. If this already exists, please tell me now. #schnauzer #somuchbarking #itsonthetv

Warning! Do not listen with sound if you are playing #whammageddon.

Lol. #lifeofaPM

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Holiday baking tip: If your cookies are getting dry, put a piece of bread in the container with them and they will rejuvenate!

If there was suddenly a giant shark in every PSA video, would that improve the reach of our messaging?

The Fire TV suddenly decided it would only display our shows in black and white. Tried switching HDMI ports and swapping out Fire Sticks. We decided to set up all our apps directly on the TV and, just like that, one more Amazon device is out of our lives. Take that, Bezos. #techfail #byeamazon

And now my Fire Stick will only play in black and white. What the heck.

Today in tech hell, every time I type in MS Word, it's ALL CAPS. But not in any other app. Toggling the caps lock on and off doesn't help. WTF Microsoft?

This project is like trying to get a herd of runaway bison to pull a wagon. #lifeofaPM #projectchaos

Listening to sea shanties and building a giant Kraaken like one does. #halloween #pirate #demonsofthedeep

Don't be that new guy who questions the very reason for doing the project at his first meeting. #lifeofaPM #meetinghostage #shutupchad

Trump Canceled 94 Million Pounds of Food Aid. Here’s What Never Arrived. ProPublica obtained records from the Department of Agriculture that detail the millions of pounds of food, down to the number of eggs, that never reached food banks because of the administration’s cut...

24,576 pounds of cheddar cheese to Food Bank for the Heartland in Nebraska;

270,000 eggs to Harvest Hope Food Bank in South Carolina;

4,640 pounds of chicken legs to Maui Food Bank in Hawaii

--> just some of the food aid canceled by Trump

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Capitalism is having to deal with work politics drama instead of the police lockdown in your community. #meetinghostage #capitalism #allclearnow

A billion-dollar drug was found in Easter Island soil – what scientists and companies owe the Indigenous people they studied Cancer. Diabetes. Aging itself. Rapamycin’s potential to treat an array of diseases has been a source of scientific fascination. But many aren’t aware of its origins – and its complicated legacy.

A billion-dollar drug was found in Easter Island soil – what scientists and companies owe the Indigenous people they studied share.google/ZZ8CtbiFkbkU...

All my notification counts are red now and they clash with my phone's theme. Why would they do this to me?

So. Many. Meetings. #lifeofaPM #meetinghostage #projectmanager

WHY are all of my apps in dark mode now? I hate it when tech acts up. First the country, now my phone.

Microsoft, STOP CHANGING MY FONT TO STUPID APTOS!!!

How fun is that?