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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTERCAL : 'if "PLEASE" does not appear often enough, the program is considered insufficiently polite, and the error message says this; if it appears too often, the program could be rejected as excessively polite.'

when i die, i hope i scream and explode into a shower of pixelated blood like richter belmont. this would be especially funny if i were to die peacefully of old age, surrounded by loved ones

“In the Penal Colony” (Kafka, 1919)

can i ask what the localization joke was here

when you're over 35 your HP *are* reduced to 0 during the night, and you *do* need to make a System Shock roll to see if you survive waking up

managed to fall asleep such that i woke up with a 500 yen coin stuck to my ass cheek. every morning i wish from the bottom of what passes as my heart that amphetamines were even vaguely legal in japan

how do i increase my blood's psi besides licking a sumptuous block of salt like a baby deer

what about malt vinegar or mayo

blood pressure 90/60 and pulse 105 may be why i’ve felt like shaky death all day

do you ever try to Work but instead of doing that you frantically pace back and forth and mumble “fuck” and “what the hell is wrong with me” to yourself

just one of the ways in which we are like horses

every day is women day if you aren't a little biiiiiitch

A beautiful old pecan tree in silhouette stretched out against a pink blue and white wispy clouded sunset sky in between two old houses

talked to the trees and sky. they said trans the future

somehow, even living in japan, this broke me. imagining a hypothetical near-future scenario in which a moe catgirl ai sentences me to ten years of hard labor in the anime gulag. my own court-appointed lawyer, also a catgirl ai, sobs dramatically as i am escorted to my fate

had to convince a blue haired ai catgirl to let me through the gate at ikebukuro. humanity might be done

People in Happy-Happy Village are fanatical about a strange religion. Maybe they've got some sort of bad fever. Be careful.

testing my kitchen layout to ensure it is unusable by anyone under 5’9”, in stubborn defiance of the standard japanese kitchen, which is unusable by anyone over 5’7”

Ommanyte: how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast fiat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on vetstudentlive: as someone who was terrified of having their own opinion, this is truly inspiring ladyyatexel: the hills are alive with all the fucks j give on select topics

I have done the research, these are the 9 best video game names
🥇 Blomby Car
🥈 Kickle Cubicle
🥉 Bumpy Trot
4️⃣ Tinkle Pit
5️⃣ Bubble Bobble
6️⃣ Kiki Kaikai
7️⃣ Libble Rabble
8️⃣ Plump Pop
9️⃣ Chack'n Pop

A screenshot of a Kagi search results page. The query "489,800円 jpy in usd" has been answered with "19.64 $^2 (US dollars squared)"

thank's, computer. this was exactly the conversion that i wanted

“me and who”

ok but that game was the shit

Goldfish kittens ^_^ ( wallpaper link in bio! )

nice bop you got there. it would be a real shame if i played it 800 times today

my mind's eye seems to have been replaced with a game boy camera

i think it would be very cathartic to extinguish my consciousness like a cigarette