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I know her!!! You’re the luckiest 🤣

I’ve used this one for a decade and will die if I ever can’t get it

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Successfully dropped off the bebe and back home, hopefully I can nap a bit.

Up at 3 AM to take smalls to the airport, stuck as all hell because a car is on fire ahead of us and shutting down the freeway.
Fuuuuuuuck.

Holy cow!!!

I’ve never seen it and now I know I need to.

GAH!!!

Boooooooo!

I almost opened my browser to check your disco to Full House math but I’m going to forget I read that instead.

I work with a lot of flippers and if anyone really knew all the ways it could go wrong and ruin them financially they’d never do it. Don’t even start me on buying foreclosures at auction!

I’m waiting for a follow up call to confirm, the call I got was from the agent frantically driving to the house 🤞

a woman singing into a microphone with the words `` kill me now '' written on her face . ALT: a woman singing into a microphone with the words `` kill me now '' written on her face .

Me: works diligently for three months to solve every single problem that needs to be solved so these people can buy a house
The house, 21 hours before closing: is on fire

And can I get their address I just want to talk

Omg I’m literally sitting at my desk fuming because my career is an endless group project and I haaaaaate it.

Welcome back, babe. Bluesky Jesus loves you.

I’ve been so confused.

Ahhhhh HIDEOUS 🤣🤣. This is the trash team for me for sure 😍

They’re from BOSTON Jim. I have standards.

Look of COURSE I adore all things Philly (Flyers are ….tolerable when not playing someone I love) but you know I love a loser. And apparently the Pirates lose a LOT.
(Smalls said tell Ms Jen *I’m* still ride or die Philly)
{Smalls is such a suck up}

Baseball is coming and I think I’m going to be a Pittsburgh Pirates fan now? I hate the local team and I adore the city of Pittsburgh AND I’m used to disappointment b/c I’m a Dallas Stars fan.
Smalls: Oh no they’re terrible let me ask my roommate she’ll tell you
Roommate: affirms my life choices👍

Ooohhhh I need a new chair so bad! Is this a brand you’d recommend?

Also just throwing this into the ether to see what happens: if anyone has a connection for a sublet, or swap with new orleans, on the gulf coast, hmu. I, uh, need to be closer to water for a minute. For my agonies. Dates flexible.

This is the coolest thing ever!

💜🫂

Now besides my gas tank nearly empty, my bank account is overdrafted by $42.

If you can help, please, I would really appreciate it.

V3nmo/p@ypal - SeamusMoray

Did we all know that the second season of Deadloch drops this month??

Someone must still have the recipe for quaaludes

Just busted my ass spectacularly on a wet floor. Managed not to hit my head but landed flat on my ass and oh man this will cripple me tomorrow.
Ouch all over.