Jason Sproul

Every one of our tech overlords has their own variant of psychosis. Karp's brain is a 5-pound bag of cooked spaghetti with a bunch of lit firecrackers in it.

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

Always Sunny Mac fireball when they're selling roadside gas

These guys had a more coherent plan for managing the gas crisis than the current administration

CHRIS HAYES: “are you a yes, or no on the supplemental appropriations bill to continue to fund this war?”

SEN. CHRIS VAN HOLLEN: “I’m a hell no on any more money for this war.” 🔥

I appreciate Senator Van Hollen’s clear-cut answer here. No gameplaying!

Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance sent for man dying from police shooting, report says A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

I regretfully remind you of what should have been.

for the record, i won't work for people like this. i don't give a shit about money. i will thoreau myself. i'll eat soup everyday. i will get a job at wingstop.

That entire set was Muhammad Ali punching up

How New Hampshire’s House majority leader is leading Republicans’ backward charge • New Hampshire Bulletin The architect of New Hampshire’s current Republican legislative agenda, House Majority Leader Jason Osborne, seems to have a different perspective on the concept of local control, among other things.

“The future that New Hampshire Republicans are marketing is not exactly the stuff dreams are made of.” #NHPolitics newhampshirebulletin.com/2026/03/11/h...

Speaker Condemns Rep. Corcoran Targeting Jewish Colleague, But No Sanction Known for his racist commentary, Travis Corcoran is at it again, this time suggesting on Twitter that Jewish Rep. Jessica Grill, D-Manchester. should be killed in a “final solution.”

A day after removing Dem Rep. Wendy Thomas from her committee for apparently being what Republicans fear most—an outspoken woman weary of GOP cruelty and mismanagement—the response to this guy is apparently a strongly-worded press release? #NHPolitics indepthnh.org/2026/03/11/s...

"You say you hate Trump but I think you love him" - Michelle Wolf (who was right about everything)

I know this is a crazy idea, but do any of the commentators who got snookered by anonymous Republicans into sticking with "Trump is strong on immigration, the public actually loves deportations" for far too long feel like it's time to ask themselves why they got so easily taken?

I was going to make a joke about Hannibal's elephants but then I remembered that the Pyrenees defeated them and a ton of stuff started to make sense

i know. capitalism happened. but my god. i remember. i remember!!! the fanboys this company had!!! it was not normal!!! and they took one look at all that good will and went "but just one more dollar tho" and fucked it

Never forget who Trump appointed to be the head of our domestic anti-terrorism people.com/trump-admin-...

came up in my Facebook memories last time I shared it... man, this SMBC @zachweinersmith.bsky.social cracks me the fuck up

Caesar Epsteinus Dementia's Little Teutoburg Forest Excursion

That is the most common kind of war, to be honest.

After a series of fatal strikes involving civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan, Congress directed the Pentagon to reduce civilian casualties as part of a 2019 law. During the Biden administration, the Defense Department created the Civilian Harm Mitigation and Response initiative. The civilian mitigation teams – cut by 90% by Hegseth – work with military commanders on target planning, and making sure that targets are actually military sites. The teams help come up with "no strike" lists, including religious and cultural sites and schools

I knew that the Department of War shot a missile into a school & killed 175 civilians, mostly children.

This is learned today:

Secretary of War Hegseth had cut the teams assigned to prevent such tragedies by 90%.
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The president is handing out oversized clown shoes to his cabinet — and watching to see who refuses to wear them.

It's Solzhenitsyn's Stalin story come to life: the first person to stop applauding ended up in the gulag. The lesson then, as now — never be the first to stop clapping.

People are thinking small. We simply put wheels on the ships.

can we find a way to put to oil in a large hot air balloon

alternatively; Elon Musk should dig a tunnel UNDERNEATH the strait of hormuz

what if we put the oil barrels in giant cannons and shoot them OVER the strait of hormuz

Why the new Ayatollah should go on Joe Rogan.

Oil Surges Above $100 as Oman Evacuates Key Export Terminal

Oil surged back above $100 as disruptions hit a key port in Oman. Follow the latest news and analysis.

Iran being able to disrupt the world economy by closing a small channel feels like the Death Star having an exhaust port you can shoot that makes the whole thing explode

babe, babe, wake up. new "stop the testing" just dropped.

despite extraordinarily stiff competition from the Roberts Court, Citizens United keeps its place as one of the most damaging Supreme Court decisions of all time

common take on here is that trump admin backlash will be so severe that the US is going to go back to normal after all this and honestly, i think we’re gonna get worse.