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a crude drawing of a man sitting on the floor between two urinals, under a sign that says "use glenn the human toilet $5"
the man is holding his mouth open. A caption at the bottom says "on paper I still love my job but day to day i feel like my heart isn't in it anymore and I'm doing it more for them than for me."

a crude drawing of a man sitting on the floor between two urinals, under a sign that says "use glenn the human toilet $5" the man is holding his mouth open. A caption at the bottom says "on paper I still love my job but day to day i feel like my heart isn't in it anymore and I'm doing it more for them than for me."

03/10/2025 - glenn

10.03.2026 17:24 👍 198 🔁 20 💬 6 📌 2

choosing to believe this is danzig

10.03.2026 17:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

best I can do is imagine if something bad happened to the right people, which is not exactly the same thing

10.03.2026 12:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

there’s a club here in philly where half the reviews on google are from different people who got their phone stolen

09.03.2026 06:51 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Personally i think it would be good and cool if all the stuff from Annihilation happened to me i think i could handle it and I think I’d come out better for it

08.03.2026 19:48 👍 94 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

i could have easily not looked back at Eurydice. I don’t even know her.

08.03.2026 15:27 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

inventing something i call “chirodontics”

08.03.2026 14:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

contracting scurvy as a bit

07.03.2026 00:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
06.03.2026 16:28 👍 5464 🔁 1214 💬 28 📌 22

it was the "yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn" of times, it was the "kinda sad tbh" of times

06.03.2026 15:24 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I've studied this region for years and I think something that gets lost all too often is that we're dealing with a culture where it's considered very upsetting to murder hundreds of children with a missile

05.03.2026 23:21 👍 208 🔁 37 💬 2 📌 2

SaaS… software as a sin

06.03.2026 01:38 👍 66 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0

she deserves the australian meat

06.03.2026 00:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

kind of a tertiary issue but people really log into this webbed site to gleefully say shit like “the child killing AI is better at my programming job than I am!”

05.03.2026 08:31 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

(whispering to neighbor over fence) the shield knight were in the publick house last eve. while he sat at table a mouse did scurry by his foote and mark me, he did quaver. he quavered like a bitch dude

04.03.2026 19:09 👍 197 🔁 42 💬 2 📌 0

yeah I take issue with this kind of baseless inevitability prognostication. I still remember when the last three dead tech industry trends were sold as Get In Or Have Fun Being Poor unstoppable forces

04.03.2026 22:46 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me, reviewing my coworkers AI code: no it doesn’t

04.03.2026 22:38 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
03.03.2026 06:18 👍 12925 🔁 6068 💬 134 📌 81

now generally speaking if i write about being Iranian and then someone cracks a joke about me being a “goat fucker” in response i’d say that person is just an old fashioned racist

04.03.2026 03:01 👍 1710 🔁 56 💬 27 📌 0

work didn’t pay the NPM bill

02.03.2026 17:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me (listening to the snail
Snail in my ear telling me eat a 9am
hotdog

Me (listening to the snail Snail in my ear telling me eat a 9am hotdog

the snail do be having good ideas tho

02.03.2026 13:50 👍 1165 🔁 206 💬 14 📌 8

> one of our Availability Zones (mec1-az2) was impacted by objects that struck the data center, creating sparks and fire

the AWS status page, a surprise contender for the Pulitzer in Passive Voice

02.03.2026 14:41 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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es lunes

02.03.2026 08:32 👍 1034 🔁 298 💬 6 📌 19

idk the case law on this but it feels like you have a pretty good case for claiming these were unlawful orders

01.03.2026 16:03 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Israel has closed all the crossings into Gaza and reimposed total siege.

28.02.2026 19:39 👍 1126 🔁 612 💬 12 📌 37

If you killed 85 children, I guess I do think a just society would tear your ribcage out. I pretty much do think that

28.02.2026 16:33 👍 1122 🔁 210 💬 5 📌 1

I don’t think we should give the Israelis weapons so they can keep doing this. Just my two cents.

28.02.2026 15:05 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t know enough about rugby to understand this!

28.02.2026 14:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah my manager keeps pushing me to use Allen Iverson for work.

Like 50% of the Super Bowl ads were for Allen Iverson.

The entire US economy is propped up by Allen Iverson.

28.02.2026 14:35 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0