Michael Jordan just 100%'d the North Carolina life path
Michael Jordan just 100%'d the North Carolina life path
"When I hear about guys sleeping in their office I wonder what they hell they're doing there. Cause the game ain't that hard.
The work will always be there, your kids won't.
I tell my coaches, if you miss a recital or little league game... I'll fire you."
- Bruce Arians
Rip pro bowl
Iβll never forgive them for denying me Darth Plagueisβ back story
Marcedes and I are closer to our AARP years than our undergrad years.
They are still geographically in Kansas City. Just on the Kansas side. Itβs not like theyβre moving to the Ozarks. I donβt get what is the big deal.
In an incredible tactical error, I introduced my children to Christmas songs as sung by The Chipmunks on December 4th.
So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
The only suitable ending for that series would have been Clayton Kershaw fielding a comebacker and tossing the final out to first baseman Air Bud.
All-time series. We deserve a Game 7.
Prayers to anyone who actually has an emotional investment. Tomorrow night will be hell.
Man waking up
East coast baseball enjoyers waking up today
Preordering my red eye from Starbucks
Thank you, Freddie
Thank you! I was wondering how many people would recall this.
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football is the game of gods
the Tigers have too many pitchers who are shaped like cops. these are the acceptable pitcher styles:
β giraffe guy with patchy facial hair
β sunken-eyed IT-looking dude
β bad hair + bad facial hair + demonic splitter
β 19th century dilettante
β wet guy
this is peak athletic performance
Tyquan Thornton raise his hand confirming he has caught the ball with a New York Giants defender draped over him.
Survived another weird Chiefs game π«
You have to allow for defenders to form a scrum and push up against each other as well.
This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem
Reciting the names of all the QBs we had from Len Dawson to Patrick Mahomes like I'm Arya Stark
Sitting behind Totoβs telemetry screen at the Singapore SP.
Jalon is the last Jayhawk to play against Mizzou when they were still in the Big XII
For Sundayβ¦.
Has anyone reached out to Ice Cube for comment?
I need Anthony Hamilton to hug me and speak life over me too, because times are hard chile πππ
@beingbecks.bsky.social selling out Lewisβ weekend for the Noles ainβt cool. π
VICTORY FOR BUBBA π
Bubba Wallace wins the Brickyard 400 at Indianapolis Motor Speedway on Sunday.