Matt (@badthoughthaver)

Would you like me to put on a different accent?? 👀

12.03.2026 14:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sure is cool to slide back into the swing of things with having to make vet appointments for both my cats. My mental health will surely not be affected by this 🥲

12.03.2026 13:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wow this is about me fr

12.03.2026 13:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To hit myself in the face, for having the AUDACITY

12.03.2026 13:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can do some bullshit propaganda from the UK if that helps at all?

12.03.2026 13:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a cartoon drawing of a brown teddy bear with a sad look on his face Alt: a cartoon drawing of a brown teddy bear with a sad look on his face

12.03.2026 10:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well then I'm gonna keep raising my nerd credentials

12.03.2026 09:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I DIDN'T SAY NEVER

12.03.2026 09:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

SEVERAL THOUSAND MILES SAYS "NO" 😞

12.03.2026 08:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It better be a BIG part of it 'cause I ain't got much else 😄

12.03.2026 08:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's because I'm a fucking nerd, isn't it? 🤓

11.03.2026 23:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All part of the same quark-gluon plasma. Nothing's gonna change that.

11.03.2026 23:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The question is: made by who?? 🤨

11.03.2026 22:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's like we were made for each other 😍

11.03.2026 22:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

At this point it might just be easier for you to tell me what you *wouldn't* accept…

11.03.2026 22:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I would NEVER, you dingbat.

11.03.2026 22:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😄 Look I'm a modern man, I'm not gonna expect you to do anything, the choice is totally yours. I will take your money, however 😋

11.03.2026 22:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can neither confirm nor deny (god yes) ❤️

11.03.2026 22:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

making a metal horse just to name it RoboClop

11.03.2026 21:36 👍 519 🔁 98 💬 25 📌 3

😄 It ain't all that different from mine, I'm game 😉

11.03.2026 21:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

AW HELL YEAH BABY 😎

11.03.2026 21:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Threatening me with a good time already? I only just got back! 👀😘

11.03.2026 21:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A combination dojo and illuminations supply store called Kung Fu Lighting

11.03.2026 21:34 👍 35 🔁 15 💬 2 📌 0

❤️ Don't you worry, I'm sure that feeling will wear off soon enough 😉

11.03.2026 21:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If billionaires aren't happy with being taxed out of existence then they can be murdered out of existence. I'm really not fussed either way.

11.03.2026 21:12 👍 40 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

Not sure I'm going to be able to shitpost my way through this one guys, I'm not going to lie.

28.02.2026 21:51 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

Oh god I need severe weather season so bad. I miss the background noise of live-streaming storm chasers for company 😕

28.02.2026 19:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"We didn't get to press the big red button! 😭"

28.02.2026 15:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hope it all goes well!

28.02.2026 15:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My weekends last six minutes but holding a 60 second plank lasts three to five business days.

09.02.2026 03:13 👍 224 🔁 48 💬 9 📌 0

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