Matt

I'd prefer to have one last big bang before I'm gone. Pun *very* much intended.

I once convinced a friend's new boyfriend for an entire night that I was Aussie. Everybody else went with it for some reason? So I guess it's at least passable…

At this point I just need a beautiful woman to fuck me or beat me, to death. Preferably one then the other.

Take your pick, Ma'am

Would you like me to put on a different accent?? 👀

Sure is cool to slide back into the swing of things with having to make vet appointments for both my cats. My mental health will surely not be affected by this 🥲

Wow this is about me fr

To hit myself in the face, for having the AUDACITY

I can do some bullshit propaganda from the UK if that helps at all?

Well then I'm gonna keep raising my nerd credentials

I DIDN'T SAY NEVER

SEVERAL THOUSAND MILES SAYS "NO" 😞

It better be a BIG part of it 'cause I ain't got much else 😄

It's because I'm a fucking nerd, isn't it? 🤓

All part of the same quark-gluon plasma. Nothing's gonna change that.

The question is: made by who?? 🤨

It's like we were made for each other 😍

At this point it might just be easier for you to tell me what you *wouldn't* accept…

I would NEVER, you dingbat.

😄 Look I'm a modern man, I'm not gonna expect you to do anything, the choice is totally yours. I will take your money, however 😋

I can neither confirm nor deny (god yes) ❤️

making a metal horse just to name it RoboClop

😄 It ain't all that different from mine, I'm game 😉

AW HELL YEAH BABY 😎

Threatening me with a good time already? I only just got back! 👀😘

A combination dojo and illuminations supply store called Kung Fu Lighting

❤️ Don't you worry, I'm sure that feeling will wear off soon enough 😉

If billionaires aren't happy with being taxed out of existence then they can be murdered out of existence. I'm really not fussed either way.

Not sure I'm going to be able to shitpost my way through this one guys, I'm not going to lie.