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@isobel.top

i am the number one isobel on this site! (and probably a top five izzy!) she/they (pfp stolen from idk, credit to whoever you are) door-to-door Malazan Book of the Fallen saleswoman Designed for Hannah Montana Linux Windows Vista™ Incapable

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it must have been crazy in the lands between to find out the concept of death was just invented, because your only point of reference for what that means is "i guess you turn into a giant rotting fish"

11.03.2026 03:56 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one of the beatles i think

11.03.2026 00:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Must slay... the spire.. 🗡️🗡️🗡️

10.03.2026 22:00 👍 2438 🔁 600 💬 11 📌 1
3D Printed Shrek Funny Toothpaste | Funny Things to 3D Print
3D Printed Shrek Funny Toothpaste | Funny Things to 3D Print YouTube video by Kady 3D Printing

if you get a 3D printer you inevitably get youtube recommendations for shit like this once in a while

10.03.2026 23:59 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

A wind waker mod where Link is replaced with Kiryu from Yakuza

found the perfect mod

10.03.2026 22:42 👍 2078 🔁 550 💬 20 📌 13

it looks like a glass of hummus, and i would much rather drink one of those

10.03.2026 22:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i want to see him collapse into a singularity of regret and shame

10.03.2026 22:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

is it possible for them to do so badly that he implodes too?

10.03.2026 22:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

umm actually, neutrality means you're choosing the side of the milk hotel

10.03.2026 18:45 👍 606 🔁 130 💬 17 📌 3

Posting on Bluesky is very Christian in that Jesus was also surrounded by prositutes, the poor and the mentally ill

10.03.2026 03:48 👍 624 🔁 159 💬 5 📌 11
goose chasing guy meme:
what was the joke

what joke, motherfucker

goose chasing guy meme: what was the joke what joke, motherfucker

10.03.2026 15:13 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

me: come on game, let me play with the new toys

sts2: best i can do is a bunch of sly with no discard, or a bunch of discard and no sly

10.03.2026 14:11 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's absurd. started a run and this is my deck after literally one floor:

10.03.2026 14:09 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the sly mechanic looks crazy and i really want to try a discard deck, but every time i do a Silent run the game goes "NO. you will do shivs and only shivs forever"

10.03.2026 13:58 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
10.03.2026 11:57 👍 95 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 0

Heboric Light Touch, Malazan Book of the Fallen

10.03.2026 10:52 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
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Watching a demo of how you can turn every NPC in your RPG town into somebody who says "That's right — you *are* the four LIGHT WARRIORS. You make a great point! The bridge to the main continent *does* need to be repaired, and you're just the person to do it."

09.03.2026 18:44 👍 1940 🔁 264 💬 104 📌 241

Great point — I said the Black Mage can be promoted to a Ninja. I was wrong, and you’re right to call me out on that. The Black Mage can be promoted to a Red Wizard.

09.03.2026 18:48 👍 941 🔁 44 💬 4 📌 0
09.03.2026 19:12 👍 4646 🔁 1435 💬 12 📌 0

fucking rape culture ass website. free cassie

10.03.2026 01:56 👍 98 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0

this site is a joke

10.03.2026 03:11 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
09.03.2026 19:09 👍 6895 🔁 2173 💬 14 📌 5

movie is such a great name for them. yeah they do

09.03.2026 17:33 👍 212 🔁 36 💬 7 📌 2

It was nice to get to know ya, folks. Glad she’s kicking rocks but this shit about to be a Spirit Halloween.

09.03.2026 22:48 👍 107 🔁 14 💬 11 📌 0
Jay 
@jay.bsky.team

Some personal news: I'm transitioning

Jay @jay.bsky.team Some personal news: I'm transitioning

congratulations, jay!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

09.03.2026 19:26 👍 452 🔁 44 💬 8 📌 2

💪

09.03.2026 19:40 👍 536 🔁 73 💬 2 📌 1

bsky actually might be a vanguard for whatever the next phase of social media is, not in the decentralization sense but in the "we actually never intended for users to use the website and got mad when they did" sense

09.03.2026 19:12 👍 693 🔁 125 💬 1 📌 4

big day for waffles

09.03.2026 19:47 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

hating the mods and devs is the only life i have ever known and the only life worth living

06.03.2026 20:47 👍 117 🔁 15 💬 1 📌 0

wafflecel

09.03.2026 19:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0